Headline Smasher

I'm guessing she magically died after she complained about him

We can only hope

Sounds like fun

A catfish maybe? =3

Are you a fish?

Hate when that happens

Yes

oh shit

And while they're at it, how about signing Halo as well?

When you don't know at first what your costume is.

Quite accurate, to be fair.

Probably Trump.

And then Ms. Kobayashi's Dragon Maid came out...

It's true. Apparently, the only thing that color could ever mean in any context is race. GET OVER YOURSELVES, ALREADY

Godspeed, my friend, on your way to the mile high club.

it was never a good meme but this is a good headline

i actively wish this was true

Does it have a secure server?

Such as asthma attacks.

OH NO

are millennials killing millennials?

NOW KISS! *mashes file folders together*

Get rid of the people's pain by pushing them into a volcano!

An important lesson

My biology teacher a couple years ago told us a story about how he ate bad sushi, and ended up with a tapeworm. Ugh.

So there's a hamburglar on the loose? You'd butter ketchup with them.

ALL

Yes, but I thinked it worked the same way it did for everyone else. Badly.

Hodor?

Well, I guess I can try...

I hope not.

True.

The beginning of a MASSIVE (fictional) death toll.

Is...
Is this a pun?

Well, technically...

Damn, that must've been some pretty strong coffee.

Ha

Well thank goodness

Well I am now

But just one