Wait... Cats don't sips... They lick...
I think your cat is a spy - a Russian hacker/spy who voted for Trump and also voted "Yes" to the catalan referendum who coincidentally has ties to both North Korea and ISIS. And Is an active member of Anonymous. And is also hacking at CS:GO. And is actually a dog. And....
The last-gen consoles have retired, and we thought this would be a funny name for this article's title.
They SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I never knew there would come a day when beauty pageants would be controlled by the U.S. government, or that our leaders are all perverts.
Agh, this one would land so much better if there was a comma after "US"...