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Tsunami Evacuations: Huge Earthquake Sparks Mass Panic Across US Lawmakers Go Back to Golf Ditches

superfield

Agh, this one would land so much better if there was a comma after "US"...

Millennials Aren't Sold on the Winter Solstice

superfield

They're just not sure if having a darkest day of the year is worth the buildup.

Iranian Missiles Going to Flip Donald Out

akako

Find a way to stop those missiles, Trump!

Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages

akako

A Kickstarter project might help.

Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46

akako

Switch Found to Be Perpetrator

Boy, 7, Died at Age 74

akako

What happened to those 67 years?!

If You Love Headlines

akako

Then You'll REALLY Love Headline Smasher!

I Peed in Your Vagina?

akako

This headline needs more attention.

This Beyoncé Lookalike Is So Stupid*

akako

*But She's Still Pretty Talented

We Have Sex With Ghosts

akako

Arizona Mom and Husband Arrested for Sex With Ghosts

👉 Theres a Porn for It

miimii1205

God bless rule 34

My Cat Sips

miimii1205

Wait... Cats don't sips... They lick...

I think your cat is a spy - a Russian hacker/spy who voted for Trump and also voted "Yes" to the catalan referendum who coincidentally has ties to both North Korea and ISIS. And Is an active member of Anonymous. And is also hacking at CS:GO. And is actually a dog. And....

How to Get Drunk

akako

1. Consume alcohol.
2. That's it.

It Is the Future - It's Healthier and Cheaper

akako

The future is gonna be great!!! Best. Headline. Ever.

Official: Man Had Sex With Ghosts

akako

So the "husband had sex with ghosts" claim was true!

miimii1205

Was it hot sex or cool sex?

We're Paying Tribute to Prince Harry?

miimii1205

Apparently

Yooka-Laylee and Never Ever Have Blind Trust in People!

miimii1205

Fitting

👉 I Found Princess Merida's Doppelganger in the Comments. :

miimii1205

👸

Why Do You Feel?

miimii1205

🤔

Following Jesus Will Cost You Money

akako

Indulgences r back, ZOMG!?!??!?!?!?!?!

Spaghetti Got a Sequel

twinepaloopas

regretti

Xbox 360 and PS3 Will Have Silver Hair

akako

The last-gen consoles have retired, and we thought this would be a funny name for this article's title.

We Want to Send a Single, Lame Insult to the Moon

akako

"One small step for man. I repeat, ONE SMALL STEP."

It's Not My Dong

akako

It's Not My EXPAND DONG

Twitch's Next Marathon Will Be Linked to Nacho Cheese

akako

Twitch Eats Nachos

A Funny Thing Happens When Blind People Take Psychedelics

akako

They SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Where Are the Perils of a Button Under His Desk

miimii1205

I got one right here: what if he has a bj and she hits her head on the big red button?

Theresa May Did IKEA

lonely_streets

If you know what I mean

Not My Midget Porn Industry

miimii1205

#NotMyMidgetPornIndustry.

Make it happen.

Gorilla Escapes Its Shackles

akako

And then it turns out it was possessed by a god. What a twist!

Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar

akako

A perfectly normal news article from the late Roman Republic.

I'd Like to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space

akako

...but I don't know what the term for "fear of space" is.

Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic

akako

30-SECOND DEATH PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!

Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs

akako

I never knew there would come a day when beauty pageants would be controlled by the U.S. government, or that our leaders are all perverts.

Death Toll Nears 100 as Hamas Promises More Flash Gordon

akako

Flash Gordon: Hamas' latest weapon.

25 Reasons to Embrace Your Bush

akako

16 + 9 = 25

Women Are Wearing Their Skirts

akako

Obvious statement is obvious.

Kim Kardashian Busting Her Big Ass D**K ... And I Was Taught About Evolution and Embryology and the Results Are Beautiful

akako

Make nonsense a meme.

Library of Congress Announces It Will Destroy Illinois

sarkas

Good, it's terrible here