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This week in celebritiy news:

Good to know

You sleep straight because you are not queer.

Yes. How would you know they are missing from the world if they are missing from the world since you cannot prove a negative? And how can you cover what is missing?

Will stoned developers make better phones?

Only after your stash is gone...

So don't tell them to not bark and then start barking.

I am too

Perverted pork chops?

Beutiful poetry, 7.8/10 too much water

Too much strategy practice, she's found ways to back up a false claim.

Who's in there
Its me, nicki minaj, b****
Nevermind

*Purposeful war flashbacks*

Pantsemonium

The first game where link isnt getting called cute at all

Doggope

Interesting mental images

The high-light of the news

*Crowd of anti-video game activists* TOO MUCH CHEESE, CHILDREN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY TOO-TILLA

How many times was she stabbed?
Hella

*distant voicw* Screw it, so many people are dying, let's celebrate instead, Dave. *another one bites the dust playing in background*

Good job, now here have a cut-out. OH WAIT!

Let's get to a groom next, guys

Shut up, at least you GET a good education

Man

You need jesus. Luckily, I have some for sale

Yes

×_+ Okay

That's because you said you were responsible and could live by yourself when you were 2 YEARS OLD

She was crying her butt off

No

I'll give 175.00

Also known as levels of idiocy and linguistics failure

No thanks

If the Nintendo Switch doesn't work out, yes

What happens since Hillary wasn't elected

Oh dear goodness, send help from heaven, we're gonna need some jesus

Wendy's: age of coleslaw

Aw, yeah

Falling Nemario