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A Bus-Sized Asteroid Is Set to Elect Hillary?

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2017-03-07 purplegirl

Hillary is a bus-sized hemorrhoid!

2017-03-11 eeveelutionize

What happens since Hillary wasn't elected

discovered by notemily
2017-03-05

2017-03-05

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