Headline Smasher

You realize that this means that those who are deathly old and those who were just born will stay that way forever, right?

Grab a rifle and FIGHT!

Where can I get some?

So... did you give birth to yourself or what?

... but your pet was still skinned alive ...

Roses are red,
We've never met.
So get out of mah safe space,
You fucking deplorable degenerate.
🙃

More cheating.

Wii U not going down without a fight

Someone is cheating.

About time. For too many years he's been stealing from elderly homes

LOL

I can sadly actually see this happening

Pretty accurate actually

The Dude and his poncho abides.

Curry why

But the one they envisioned?

Something something arrow in the knee.

Do they have IHOPs in Heaven?

Is their founder named Dale Gribble?

So Facebook will still be around until 2047?

Mario and Luigi decided they couldn't go on as plumbers anymore

I am way too supportive of this

We are getting into hostage situation levels

How many of these are even legal

Don't mind if I do!

No.

What a coincidence. The picture I saw for this is of Trump.

Uh, I'm a stupid liberal and I can read this.

"Thanks, Obama!"

Liberals support Islam due to their hatred of Christianity and the sick things they want to happen to Christians. The Left is so much worse than Christians at their worst.

I'd watch it

And dad breaks out the marshmallows

Tumblrette writes a headline

I don't think I learned about the same Aryans...

Glornak is a true hero of the realm

You're a scalie, Harry

Trashman won't play

An article listing Mexican restaurants

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Weird Al parodies Cyndi Lauper confirmed