Headline Smasher

You can tell somebody thinks about genocide of non-white people when genocide of whites is on their mind. Usually people don't think about genocide very often.

As for the question of one of the source articles, a hate crime is only a hate crime if it happens to non-whites. The plan is genocide of Whites, so any Whites defending themselves from the actions of non-whites or attempting to preserve their own life is a hate crime.

r/nottheonion

3 sources, same headline.

I think headlines aren't original anymore

Gross! Who let it?

No good deed left unpunished...

You see someone drowning. Do you
A. Try to help them?
Or
B. Write a headline?

That's opposite of what we heard. Everyone else always cries "Uncle!"

Well shit

BvS? SS? WW? JL?

Wasn't this a Rick Astley song?

I guarantee you this has happened somewhere

Is he suing the Romans for crucification?

Hey Jesus! That gum you like is going to come back in style!

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I surender!

I'd like a Star Salad please.

That has to be humiliating.

Software glitches, listening devices, or insects?

Lol

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE

THAT WAS MY DAD!

Is this porn

Someone needs to record that remake

They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and bruh I've got you

Since when?

I guess you could say that's shocking. (Seinfeld theme)

Did it burn his tongue?

You'll need a special memes permit to do that, sorry 😐

Come on down to Eggman's Bocket o' Sushi, NOW WITH FISH!

Someone has issues

He might love the maneuverability, but will she like it?

Donald? You mean as in, "Make America crap again?"

Just because a boy is wrongly born with a vagina, it doesn't mean he can't hate like everyone else...

So if I want to marry a dead, juvenile puppy, that should be my right, since "Love is love..."

i'm actually a bot

S.W.A.T.'emon

Welp, better replacing them,
then...

*you're

Wtf 😂