Either that or the casting couch
Are you applying to be a porn star?
me
What? You're already born?
Then it's already over: no preorders for you!
Ky?
Remember when we found out Jesus was a nuke in disguise?
What a great time it was.
You get a karate chop! And you get a karate chop! And YOU get a karate chop! Everybody gets karate chops!
Makes sense. 😂
I'll be damned. 😂
Not what most people would like to see on TV.
But daaaaaad
One thing to call your kids I guess. 😜
😂
Same school year, harder shit.
More shit is a better thing to put. Because of donald 😀
for real lol
I see a lot of these. 🎲 Roll the dice!
Yep. O Yay!
This sounds like something he would actually say.
Wow, there really is a how-to guide for everything.
I didn't realize that he was so old.
I need this framed somewhere
I think that's be the least of your problems
SHOTS FIRED!!
It's not simple if you need 11 ways
Cats rule the internet. Internet rules the world.
I'd love to see how this magical girl show goes
I don't think you got how much Hillary was corrupted...
You can say that again
Quite a controversial cookbook
He's not wrong #conspiracy
I lov mems,,, I rly doo!
Every essay I've ever written at the last minute.
What the fuck 😂
YODA!? I didn't know you were on 9gag!
I saved; what's the condition?
This is unintentionally depressing
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The true spirit of Christmas :^)
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Either that or the casting couch