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Anti-Semitism -- the Answer to "Knock Knock"

trex9876

Knock knock.
Anti-Semitism.

Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile

trex9876

Bus-Sized Crocodile = Dragon.
You want to fuck a Dragon.

Scenes From the US. I HOPE EVERYONE THAT MOCKED HER DIES OF CANCER

miimii1205

Or feminism, idk.

??? Two Genders ??? Two Swimmers Die on a Public Bathroom That Actually Smelled Nice!

miimii1205

I don't even understand: the headline is different on a list...

And it's even better...

Interview With a Spoon

cyris

SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

trex9876

Sounds like Monty Python.

Kevin Spacey Is a Space Dummy

trex9876

This shouldn't be so funny.

Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow

trex9876

Talk about targeted advertising.

There Are Drugs in Drinking Water. Now Imagine It for Cats

trex9876

The internet in a nutshell.

How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Destroy Earth

trex9876

Illuminati confirmed!

Programming Is Hard, That's Why You Shouldn't

trex9876

"If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing."
-Homer Simpson

Feds Unlikely to Work

trex9876

What's new?

It's All My Fault I Haven't Done My Homework...

misericordia

Story of my life.

Whatever Dude, Just Take a Nap

trex9876

Words of wisdom.

People Are Still Tasty

faux

People Are Still Tasty

Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising

faux

Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: 'I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologizing'

Finally: LGBT Groups Allowed to Make Perfect Croissants

thepenguinking2

Thank goodness. I've been forced to make these crappy ones for a long time.

Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit

thepenguinking2

I don't believe them.

Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled

thepenguinking2

What is a god to a non-believer?

I Want to Die

thepenguinking2

So do I, Headline Smasher. So do I...

Finding Hope in Humanity

trex9876

Good luck with that.

miimii1205

The things you'll find on this site

Album Reviews: Kate Bush Is Four Feet Tall

djur

this is my favourite one ever

The White House Slide

trex9876

Is this the victory dance for winning the election?

Bernie Sanders: This Campaign Was About Batman -

trex9876

Well of course, Batman protects Gotham; which is in the U.S.

And what isn't about Batman anyway?

Bill Gates Swaps Computers for Bad-Smelling Toilets in Innovative Bid to COMBAT VLADIMIR PUTIN'S AGGRESSION

trex9876

………wut?

The Power Rangers Lose

trex9876

To who?
The Ninja Turtles?

The Force Will Be a Father Soon!

trex9876

Jesus, I am your father.

Hillary Wishes Herself Happy Birthday to Herself

trex9876

That's redundantly redundant.

Victoria Beckham Did Semi-Naked Push-Ups on a Floating Chainsaw

trex9876

So? I do that all the time.

Toddler Suffering From Bugs and Glitches

nebby_get_in_the_bag

You shouldn't have named her "Bethesda".

Al Qaeda Leader Killed by Train Bosses

miimii1205

Now that would be a good idea to say "I like trains"

Time to Stop Tweeting, Poll Finds

miimii1205

Polls are always right. They can never be wrong

Kim Jong Un May Be the Premier League Referees

miimii1205

Un is OP, pls nerf.

Google Says It Killed ISIS Cell Leader

miimii1205

Google is actually a global super power, you see...

Adele Said "Fuck" 21 Times in Two Months and Ran Man Over 120

miimii1205

Savage AF

Hideo Kojima Premieres New Song, Me & Your Mama

miimii1205

If by "mama", you mean "Konami", then yes

Hillary Clinton and a Rabbit

miimii1205

That rabbit is actually the next president, believe it or not

Google Earth Is Cool

miimii1205

... And google maps is hot

Google's Translation App Is Just $28 Today ONLY

miimii1205

Black Friday is one hell of a drug, I tell you what ...