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23 Actors Who Were Born

cyris

I'm pretty sure 100% of actors were born.

Man Shot Dead on Way to Do Evil

cyris

Did the shooter happen to be named Frank Castle?

No, Hillary Clinton Wins

miimii1205

Sometimes you have to make things clear ...

Man Adopts Puppy, Gets a New Action Figures

coolskateboardtricks

What a pleasant headline

We Gave Every NFL Team Its Own Army?

sirbacon

What could possibly go wrong?

Trump Campaign Announces Pence Will Be Verizon Exclusive [Updated]

miimii1205

Oh :(

British Banker Pleads Not Guilty to Sex Assault Allegations

vulcan64

This one is shockingly normal...

Cat Suffers for Horrible Case of Pokerus

miimii1205

No... ;-;

... or is it?

Dear Son, Here's the Truth About Gender

mitchy

There's only 2

miimii1205

Did you just misgendered them?

They're triggered 😡

You Are Mad Men

nebby_get_in_the_bag

Tell us something we don't know.

Overweight Man With Kaleidoscope Eyes

cyris

Plumpo in the sky with diamonds!

Remember Who You Are

cyris

Who was I again?

Kanye Is My Job

miimii1205

Now, is it best or worst job ever?

Batman to the Dance Floor

miimii1205

i am the night...

... Fever!

Britney Spears Makes Out With a Choke Artist

cyris

Must be into erotic asphyxiation.

Here Is a Thing

cyris

Benjamin Grimm?

Hot Dog Star Trek

cyris

Boldly going where no frankfurter has gone before!

Did You Know Vampire Squid Are Actually the Worst Part of the Future

cyris

Splatoon?

Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With a Bad temper

cyris

Somebody get her to the burn ward!

Which Celebrity Should Be Eating Right Now?

cyris

The underweight ones, obviously.

Trump: I Will Laugh My Ass Off

cyris

And he laughed all the way to the White House.

Facebook Says 40 Million People Are Really Peeved About This Topic?

cyris

You mean the election results?

Gary Johnson Wins

blarghhhh

If only...

cyris

This would not be a very bad outcome.

Does Anyone Want a Tissue?

miimii1205

😶

Heart Attacks Are Linked to Increase Risk of Heart Attacks

cyris

Amazing correlation!

Car Crashes Into New Jersey

cyris

In other news: New Jersey just got an improvement.

Where Do Republicans Go From 😱 to 😎

miimii1205

😶

Firefighters Compared to Hitler

unemondesansdanger

Feud of the century

Clinton's Lead Over Clinton 46-42% (Florida)

miimii1205

CNN be like....

Dude, You Just a Poem

cyris

I accidentally a poem.

Donald Trump Was Talking About Octopuses

cyris

Grab her by the octopussy!

Homeless Man Hailed as a Food

cyris

We should turn homeless people into a food source!

It's So Wrong It's Right Wing

cyris

Wow. Just wow.

Stolen Van Gogh Paintings Found in Train Station, One Explodes

cyris

That exploding Van Gogh must have left quite an impression all over the station!

RIP Krillin, You Will Absolutely Die

nevermore

This is absolutely beautiful.

I Cloned My Penis and I Cum in Like 1 Minute

miimii1205

I'm dead, bro.
I can't even breathe anymore

Chris Brown Can't Perform in Japan Explosions

miimii1205

Disappointed.

White House Builder

miimii1205

Now, is it a white man that builds houses, or a man that builds white houses? Then again, literally houses that are white or THE White House?

I'm so confused...