Recent Comments

Stunning Numbers: Trump Leads Hillary in Prison Brawl

miimii1205

Damn right they are :^)

Forgot Potato, Sorry Tiger

andronian42

#relatable

Trump Will Take in 360,000 Refugees This Year

sirbacon

That seems very out of character for him.

Man Gives Away NEW ALBUM

miimii1205

... or his mix-tape...

Read This if You Win!

miimii1205

You lost -_-'

Emma Watson Creates Her Own Daughters

sirbacon

That's generally how it works, unless you adopt.

How the Patriots Are Already Underway!

mysterious0bob

The la li lu le lo? How is that possible?

Winter Is Coming, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE

misericordia

I'm pretty sure that's snow...

Man Admits to Urinating on His Own Medicine

faux

I kind of like this one...

People Are Freaking Out About Trump Says

faux

People are Freaking Out About Trump, or, People are Freaking Out About What Trump Says would be better...

Sarah Jessica Parker Is "Evolving"

miimii1205

Just press "B" I guess...

Feeling Sick? Eat This Before I Kill Myself

ag18078

Me when my friends don't like my food

Apple Has Filed to Patent a Bag of Dicks?

ag18078

Probably

You Say Tomato, I Say I'm From Croatia

ag18078

Jesus this is gold

My Husky Got Tired (Can We Make Bulletproof Vests?

unemondesansdanger

I'll take "phrases you never want to hear together in a sentence" for $400 Alex

Exclusive Interview With a Low-Quality Meme

nebby_get_in_the_bag

succ

cyris

GRAND DAD!?

Hurricane Nicole Kidman

miimii1205

It continues...

I wonder when we'll see hurricane Trump...

Billionaire Claims He Did Nothing Wrong

sirbacon

This about sums up the 2016 political season.

Will Ferrell Pulls Out of Context

unemondesansdanger

Sounds almost double entendre ish

There's a Rambo Game. It's Redneck WarioWare

unemondesansdanger

Can this be real

Toxic Air Pollution Concentrated at Small Number of Afghan Migrants

miimii1205

Yeah, right, "Air Pollution" :^)

I Tried Anal

cyris

It was a pain in the ass.

Satan Has Finally Changed His Wardrobe

cyris

Does the devil wear prada now?

Miley Cyrus: My First Relationship Was With a Brain Tumor

cyris

This explains so much.

Gore Warns Millennials Not to Be Defective

cyris

Too late for that.

You Will Not Appear in Tekken 7

cyris

This is literally true.

Guy Barely Survives After Jump Off Bed

cyris

10-story bunkbeds maybe aren't the best idea.

Clark Kent Was Right That Obamacare Needs Improvement - but Don't Fret Yet About Flights Being Cancelled

cyris

Why would Clark Kent be worried about air travel? He doesn't even need plane rides!

France Will Ban Developers Who Inflate Review Scores

cyris

I wouldn't be against this actually happening.

Captain Kirk Has a Gorgeous, Sexy Girlfriend

cyris

Isn't that like, every other episode?

Hillary's "nurse" Is Actually an ANACONDA

cyris

What a twist!

People Are Tweeting Awful Things About Crash Bandicoot

cyris

People are tweeting awful things in general.

Newswire: Pokémon Go Will Help Keep the Imperial Scum Out!

cyris

I choose you, Pikachewbacca!

Russian Guards Fire on YOU!

sirbacon

This sounds like the punchline to the world's most bizarre "Russian reversal" joke.

Cold

nebby_get_in_the_bag

Warm

Facebook Will Soon Let You Down

nebby_get_in_the_bag

>implying they don't already let people down
>zucc

Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage

aguywhosmashesthingys

Time to go to sleep.
THE EYE OF THE TIGER ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT

President Obama Picks His Favorite "Twilight" Memory

miimii1205

... which is the end, obviously.

FBI Director: Database Coming on DVD

bravenewworld

Including hilarious bloopers about (insert something not hilarious here).