I love you, Metro Man!
Yes, yes it is.
Yes, I do.
*mike drop*
Also, Mario was originally from Brooklyn, supposedly, so he's totally qualified to run for POTUS.
His healthcare plan: 1-Up Mushrooms for everyone!
I don't think he can run unless the Mushroom Kingdom is part of the United States.
Now that's a candidate I can endorse!
These Toy Story sequels sure got dark...
Being a parent is like being a 24/7 beta tester.
Get his ass arrested and deported back to Cuba 😡
Does he have that kind of power?
Great, now you tell me.
Aren't we all.
If the Internet controlled the law…
The muggles are onto us.
Yeah. no shit.
How did they narrow it down to just 17?
@cyris THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!
They would do that.
Insert political correctness joke here.
"Delay"...
Isn't that the opposite of "lay"?
RIGGED
Cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies.
Rule 34.
Presidential responsibilities: Is Trump ready?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Hornio_Brothers
Batusi? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RsYA8Gr5NTY
This is why we can't get Detective Pikachu outside Japan!
Damn straight.
Please note that 1932 was 84 years ago.
This site…
Thoughts on 2020: "I'll be back."
There are plenty of actors that weren't born like Rik Kenaureeves and Samuel B. Movie.
cyris you are incorrect. only 23 were born.
Lucille accidentally schedules a date with Negan and Glenn on the same night.
I know that feel, bro.
Stop being salty
He should be...
... it's "Holidays tree" not "Christmas tree", whatever that is...
Both literary and figuratively.
They actually stole my radio :(
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I love you, Metro Man!