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Next Time Look Into Their Face Meltingly

trex9876

Supermans heat vision?

Veteran Washington Journalist Gwen Ifill Dies at Age 100 Most Anticipated Thing All Year Round

trex9876

…WHAT!?!?

I Always Use Condoms in My Pencil Case

miimii1205

It's at least a lot less painful than without one...

WWE Hell in a Pastel Pink Tie-Neck Dress

bravenewworld

It rhymes. Hell in Pastel.

Gett Secures $100M Loan From Sberbank to Expand Preschool Access

faux

This one is good...

Trump Expected to Destroy Trump

faux

I love this!

Obama Says He's Not From Barcelona: How Manuel Became a Perfect Tribute

faux

Obama Says He's Not From Barcelona

Paul Feig "Didn't Realize" Original "Ghostbusters" Was a Full-Blown Orgy

nevermore

That's a big Twinkie.

See the Video of a Tortoise

sirbacon

Or is it a still image? The world may never know...

Children Made in Usa Bobsled

trex9876

And here I was thinking that children were made in cars.

No Mans Sky Actually a Wolf

sirbacon

A wolf in game's clothing.

Amazon's Basically Paying You to Work

drkelexo

this 'having a job' thing is radical, yeah

39 Years Old Meme

trex9876

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

miimii1205

It's like great great grandfather meme generation right here

When Someone Says "Bee"

nebby_get_in_the_bag

ACCORDING TO ALL LAWS OF AVIATION

The Moon Is About to Make a Crash Landing

nebby_get_in_the_bag

Ouick, play the ocarina!

I Heard You Girls Were Asking for Aid

miimii1205

I have lots of crates of individually wrapped AIDS right here, ready to be shipped...

Where do u live, tho?

Pope Francis Grants All Priests the Power of Sexting

miimii1205

Hallelujah!

Anime Is for Sale

miimii1205

Maybe China could buy it

President Obama Gets a Star!

miimii1205

Last time I invite an American President to Mario Party night ...

Just Bought This Baby!

cyris

Where's the manual for this thing!?

Someone Can Hack Your Tastebuds

cyris

Can you make veggies taste like desserts? That'd be nice.

Will Republicans Please Stop Being on My Thumb

cyris

How many Republicans can dance on the head of a pin?

Herd of Elephants Keep Their Babies on Vegan Diets

miimii1205

?

Clinton and the Deathly Hallows

miimii1205

I knew trump was bad, but who knew he had deathly hallows?

Hillary Clinton Supporters

miimii1205

That's it. That's the joke 😂

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miimii1205

This is why you never use HTML comments, kids :^)

The Internet Comments

cyris

Don't read them. Seriously, don't.

Can You Make Custard Bulletproof?

miimii1205

Google Is Taking Over the World

trex9876

This is old news.

This Test Was a Pie

trex9876

This cake was a lie.
🚫🍰

My Mom Made This With Paint

miimii1205

She thinks photoshop is too costly

When You Pour a Glass of Milk and Have to Die

miimii1205

I guess U don't need milk then...

Keep Away! Keep Away! Keep Away!

miimii1205

When your crush has herpese ´・_・`

Facebook Bans Breast Cancer Awareness Month

miimii1205

😢

Man Found Dead in Her Car Insurer

miimii1205

But, will his family touch the insurance money ?

I Expect You to Hot Lightbulb

trex9876

I will Hot Lightbulb!

What's in a Stolen Car Littered With Needles

trex9876

Uhhh… needles?

Pokémon Sun and Moon Trailer Shows Batman as Robin's Kick Butt, Surrogate Dad Transforms

trex9876

And people say all Pokémon games are the same…

Super Mario Run for President in 2020

trex9876

What's his stance on punishment for royal kidnappings?