Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: 'I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologizing'
I mean, why would you apologise for being mauled
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Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: 'I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologizing'