Headline Smasher

Just gotta rub yourself down with a wombat

Carpooling in Russia

4 years of not boring, here we come

Step 1: Go outside.
St- no please, stop crying. I'll go get a cat.

Even better than... the WALL?!

Man, I should start watching baseball...

Meme Level: ∞

Mixed signals are mixed

Hey

Too bad Jeb lost

Sir, yes sir!

Used to indicate only having nein calories

"You can't handle the truth!" - Comet

Make it talk to the hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me love you long time!

Dear 2017, about that watermelon...

Oh, yes yes yes yes!

"Obamer done did it"

Furries strike again

The Toronto Raptors ?

That sounds like a good way to somehow get injured

Once he was a black baby boy. Now she a white blonde preteen girl.

CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES

Depressing reality of the day

I'm a stupid liberal. What does this say?

What could possibly go wrong?

nice jojoke

Interesting job description. Eyeball licker.

dyslexics be like: "there's nothing funny about that one."

Boom!

Everyone should. Genocide of Whites is no better than genocide of non-whites. Whites are the only ones for which genocide is fair game. Not promoting White genocide is seen as a hate crime. We should call out all attempts of genocide when they occur, since ALL law-abiding lives matter.

Even in death you're not saved from dying.

thats one hell of a potential lawsuit

YESSSSS

I can see someone making one tho in the next 5 years

A suicide app? Wow.

Is that you, Microsoft?

This one never gets old

M'sim

given that was the year of the Spanish flu I hate to imagine their definition of "healthy"

Whoa, watch out! We got a rebel over here...