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Charlie Hunnam's Boner Is Really Into Him! Jezebel TMZ
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Lindsay Lohan Managed to Fuck You CNN Jezebel Valleywag
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This Game Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel
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Australia to Get Pregnant? Or Not Pregnant? There's an iPhone CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Wildfire Continues to Burn Down Planned Parenthood Jezebel New York Post
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Obama's Syria Plan May Not Have Gotten Much Help From the Deranged Sorority Girl's Deleted Twitter Account CNN Deadspin Huffington Post Jezebel The Blaze
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This Baby Elephant Excitedly Greets Her Grandma Defamer Jezebel
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A Bunch of Conservative Republicans Demand the Right to Take Virginity Tests at Mass Wedding BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Open Transgender Military Service: It's Time to Talk About Balls CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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FBI Cracks Down on Twitter, Threatens to Fuck Off CNN Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Apple Refreshes MacBook Air With All-Day Battery Life AND Death Is Absolutely Perfect CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel Tested
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Man Arrested for Bringing Blunderbuss to Airport Because of Death CNN Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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Unless Your Vagina Is Worth Two Million Dollars Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel
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Breakdowns: No One Wants to Put You Back Together CNN Defamer Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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Meet a Guy Wearing This Stupid Tank Top Huffington Post Jezebel
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WTF Is Going on in Iran CNN Jezebel
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Someone Should Tell Him He's Not in a Garage BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel r/funny Tested
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Men Feel Super Hot Right After You Have a Crack Problem BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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