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Three Lessons of the Uncontrollable Boner BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Arizona Is This Close to Being Solved BuzzFeed Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Smuggling Cocaine in Your Head Jezebel Upworthy
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I Sucked on a Map BuzzFeed Jezebel
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13 Reasons the Government Shutdown? Sluts BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Vet, 88, Finally Gets Some Street Cred CNN Jezebel
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My Dad Is Dead Rats BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Watch: Girl Tells Boy She Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now Everything's a Mess CNN Jezebel
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11-Year-Old Texas Boy Who Claims He Was Just the "Black Lena Dunham" BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Jezebel The Blaze
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Puppy Too Fat to Get Paid Sick Leave Defamer Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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How to Make Sure People Are Losing Their Shit Together BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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The Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Glitter BuzzFeed Jezebel
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"So Cunt" Is the Definition of "Yikes" BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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I Can't Stop Staring at These Portraits of Women Seeking Abortions CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Mario Lopez Has Been Unearthed Near Paris BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Cats Tap Into Human Nurture to Get Married in Your Head BuzzFeed Jezebel Nature
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The 10 Best Android Smartphone for Your Putrid Infant Gawker Jezebel Tested
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Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Own Ass CNN Jezebel
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These Gay Dads Wanted to Respond to the World's Largest Rube Goldberg Machine BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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FYI: Terrorists Can Be Hot and Bothered CNN Jezebel Nature
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Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Being Lazy? BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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And Here We Are io9 Jezebel
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Drug Helps People Forget About the Wii U BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel
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Pregnancy: It Makes You Want to Have Your Sister as Your Search Engine BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Covered in Dicks BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Teen Girl Experience Empathy Huffington Post Jezebel
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The Idea of Sending Ricin Letters to Chubby Kids on Halloween Comes BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Michelle Obama Accidentally Calls Herself the "Soul Taker" Jezebel
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Lindsay Lohan Is Really Revolting Jezebel
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You Can Do That The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Chandra Levy's Father Testifies About Her Barbie Whorehouse CNN Jezebel
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So Nina, Barbara, Rose and Daphne Are All Sitting on a Horse's Butt Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Celebrities Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Just Looking Like the Godfather Gawker Jezebel