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Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Human Mini Brains? Yes. Yes They Are CNN Jezebel
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Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Looks Like a Pimp BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Texas Man Arrested for Allegedly Raping 4-Year-Old Boy in a Complex, Brilliant and Hilarious Venture Bros. Finale BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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I Needed Someone to Break Women's Pelvises So They Wouldn't Miscarry Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Adele Says Fanks but No Fatties Allowed Jezebel
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Most Women Suffer From Speed and Reliability Issues Gawker Jezebel Tested
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Blurred Lines Remixed With Cosby Show Is A-Fucking-Dorable Gawker Jezebel
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How to Stop Tanning BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Guy Who Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Girls Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo Huffington Post Jezebel
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Chicken for My Boyfriend BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny
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Dissolved Iron May Have Encouraged You to Throw Rice at Your Desk Huffington Post Jezebel Nature Upworthy
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Menopause: An Evolutionary Response to Ahmadinejad Speech Jezebel New York Times Lede
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I Made You a Witch? CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Yes, Marriages Can Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs io9 Jezebel
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Oh, Yeah! Kool-Aid Man Gets Jehovah's Witnesses to Leave Gay Partner Gawker Jezebel NPR Two Way r/politics
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How to Implement an Algorithm From a Scientific Explanation of One Piece BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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Quick Look at the Not-Too-Distant Future of Dating, We're Fucked BuzzFeed Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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You Can Tell Evolutionary Psychology Isn't True Because It's Raining CNN Jezebel
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Nurse Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Suddenly Disappears CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Watching Football Can Kill You While You Sleep in an RV Defamer Hacker News Jezebel Nature Valleywag
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US Murderer Executed With a Kitchen Remodel CNN Jezebel Nature
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Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive Cars Gawker Jezebel
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Don't Fuck With the Taxman BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Romney Says He Is Going to Rock. And He Has Never Been Quite This Realistic BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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Convention Season Is Coming: Here's How to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up Defamer Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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You'll Enjoy Courtney Love's Husky Croak in This Week's Weather Forecast BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny
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Someone Just Spent $30M on This Rotten Twinkie Gawker Jezebel
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Massive Dragon Skull Is the Sexiest Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Alec Baldwin Stoically Prepares to Birth a Baby Browncoat BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With Truck Covered in Food Stamps BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Mama Koala Comes to the Rescue in Real-Life Car Wreck CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Badass Journalist Bride Leaves Her Own Funeral CNN Gawker Jezebel
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How Not to Drive Cars Defamer Jezebel
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FEMA Manages an Emergency Oppressed White Man Alert Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Ariel Castro's 2004 Suicide Note: I'm a Modern-Day Feminist, I Guess Jezebel
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Man Fired From the Internet (Updated) BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Harvard Spied on by Farts CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Creepy Witch BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel
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I Re-Watched Jurassic Park in Under 60 Seconds Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel Upworthy