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4	4 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Haunting
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4	4 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Was a Kid...
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4	4 Vote	Kindly Get the Shovel
4	4 Vote	Baby Bear Gives Adorably Vicious Hugs to Atheism 2.0
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4	4 Vote	Too Big to Fail Banks Are Sexist Bro Fests
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4	4 Vote	Lady Rats Can Probably Blame Their Binge Eating on Their Couch
4	4 Vote	101 Uses for a Superiority Complex
4	4 Vote	Simpsons to Kill a Prostitute
4	4 Vote	Texting Linked to Craigslist Ad That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
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4	4 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Neighborhood
4	4 Vote	Anthony Weiner's a "Piece of Crap"
4	4 Vote	Tina Fey's Daughter Is Adorably Hung
4	4 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Attention of Geneticists

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