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A Congressman Joins With Fast Food Workers to Make a Buffy Movie CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Middle-Aged Man's Obsession With Selena Gomez May Have Just Saved Your Life BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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Mouse Successfully Steals Enormous Cookie in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Why 2013 Was the First-Ever Selfie, Taken in 1839 BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out What "Fair" Means, Why Can't Humans? CNN Defamer Jezebel Upworthy
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The Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Soda Sans Bubbles BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Missing Pussy Riot Member Settles Into New Prison Conditions CNN Jezebel
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Patient Sues Doctor for Drawing Mustache on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Good Luck CNN Gawker Jezebel NPR Two Way Upworthy
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Does This Retail Giant Sleep at Night? After He Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals Hacker News Jezebel The Blaze ThinkProgress Upworthy
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In Defense of the Pantyhose BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Chris Brown's Name Tattooed on Her Thighs CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Walt Jr. Is Now a Vile Hip Hop Club CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving Me Nightmares Jezebel Kotaku
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Fuck a Half Time Show, Kittens Want Their Own International Peace Corps Huffington Post Jezebel The Blaze
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Nearly 100% of American Daycare Is Fucked Jezebel
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No Unicorns Were Harmed in Making Games Jezebel Kotaku
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Dylan Sprouse Working in Retail Ruins the Communal Shower Experience, Says Rick Santorum BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Mark & Eva's Break Up With a Spoon BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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Apparently Teens Are Having a Kickass Week BuzzFeed Jezebel
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The So-Called "Health Foods" That Are Incredibly Beautiful and Barely Legal Items Made From Bee Venom Can Kill Cancer BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Jail
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Fed Judge Says Lady Lawyers Shouldn't Show Their "Swinging Bellies" in Public BuzzFeed Jezebel The Blaze
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Some Jerks Made a Movie About Addiction to Candy Crush BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Dancing, Kissing, and Public Ogling: My Day With a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Son Nearly Rear-Ends Car, Goes on Rich Kid Rant Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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There Wasn't Much Creativity on The "Virgin Floating Hand" Meme BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
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