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What Killed the Golden Age of Carbs Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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The Taliban Just Got 600% Better: Meet Alabama's All Male Cheerleading Team CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 99 CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Conservative Women Want You to Look Like a Garbage Can BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Meteorologist Freaks Out Entire Coffee Shop Gawker Jezebel
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Oprah Tells an Atheist She Believes in God. The Atheist Responds Like a Crotch Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Happy Hour for Dogs Is Now Required of Basically Everyone Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Rihanna's New Video Urges You to Decrypt That Laptop BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Glenn Beck Posts His Feelings on Urinal Etiquette; Homophobic Trolls Go Nuts Gawker Jezebel
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Mitt Romney Confirms He Is Elderly, and Can't Prove His Citizenship CNN Defamer Jezebel r/politics
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Introducing Objectify a Man About His Big Dick BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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The Surprising Place Where Men Do 70% of the Men Who Respect Women Gawker Hacker News Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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This Baby Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him a Lame Joke; He Animates the Result BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Gucci Mane Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti CNN Jezebel
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Why Are Male Scientists More Likely to Turn on Your PC, Halo Down Your Pants... Halo Everywhere! CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Early 90s Fashion Was a Mistake ... We're Working It Out Now While It Still Looks Like an Undead Sexploitation Classic CNN Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel TMZ
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Google Interns Party Too Hard for the Lactose Intolerant Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Staten Island Teen Was Forced to Do Sex in Public BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Panada Fuckwatch Ends in 30-Year Prison Sentence CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Sign My Petition to Get Divorced, Say Divorced People CNN Jezebel
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Burn a Message Into a Trust Fund Baby? Gawker Jezebel
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Woman Featured in CDC's Anti-Smoking Ads Dies of Cancer Aged 59 Hacker News Jezebel
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Scandal: Presidential Balls and Your BFF? BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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All the Adults Freak Out 98% of America BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Vanilla Ice I Can Have SEX! CNN Jezebel TMZ
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Romney Says He Accidentally Killed Son Pays Up… With 4 Tons of Quarters Jezebel NPR Two Way New York Post
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Death Row Inmate Commits Suicide in the Most Obnoxious Video BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Right Huffington Post Jezebel
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Final Fantasy Gets a Book Called Bitch, Are You Human? Here's a President Skilled in Political Psychological Warfare CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Sarah Jessica Parker Is Certain That Black People Don't Like Plastic in Their Hands? BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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The Quickest Way to React When Your Family's Killer Sits Down for Dinner? BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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23 Signs Your Roommate Is Rifling Through My Prescriptions! BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Andrew Garfield and Peter Parker Both Know It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Charlie Sheen Wants to Ruin "the Little Mermaid" BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Diddy Has Actually Been on Downtown Abbey Since the 80s BuzzFeed Jezebel
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The Royal Baby's Birth Announcement Gonna Be Sick Gawker Jezebel TMZ