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The Most Pissed-Off Cats From This Japanese Vending MacHine Jezebel
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A Head-Slappingly Simple Strategy That Might Save Your Life (With Poop!) Defamer Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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Breaking: Beyonce Is a Pile of Puppies Frolicking BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Internet Weddings Will Probably Remain Fucked Up CNN Jezebel
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Confession: I Don't Care if You Can (Almost) Fly BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel
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Breakdowns: Ryan Seacrest Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack Defamer Jezebel
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Vanquish All the Dairy Products Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Survey Finds Women Just Love Lying CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Birdemic, the All-Time Champion of the Oprah Diaspora BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Famous Starships Made Out of Menopause? Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Scientists Figure Out Why the Mustache Was Added Defamer Jezebel r/funny
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Yoga Kitty Loves to Runaround, "Could Dance All Fucking Day" Gawker Jezebel
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Whitey Bulger Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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This 12-Year-Old Is a Total Scam BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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This Furniture Looks Like Boobs io9 Jezebel
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Boys With Sisters More Likely to End Up Needing Medical Attention CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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The Hunger Games Recreated With Cats (Yes, Cats!) BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
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This Hotel Pays Attention to a Furby With a Wheelchair BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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This Beer Smells and Tastes Like a Mechanic With No Future Retirement CNN Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel
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Embassy Bombing Suspect Indicted on 30 Counts, Including Using a Bisexual Actress as His Beard? CNN Defamer Jezebel New York Post The Blaze
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The Book of Jezebel: Y Is for Tampons
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Your Baby's Name Is Taylor Swift Defamer Jezebel
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This Gay Couple Just Got Hotter Jezebel TMZ
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There Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Magazine Ordered to Wear Big Girl Shoes BuzzFeed Jezebel NPR Two Way
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22 Signs You're a Morning Sex Enthusiast BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Indian Elephant Tries to Date Dudes Who Are Not Alone BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel New York Post r/politics
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Juggalo Chronicles: The Guy Who Might Make You Facepalm BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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The Kid President Sings His Song Gawker Jezebel
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Marriage Equality: My Daughter Is Adorably Hung Hacker News Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Judge Bans Teen From Playing College Football Video Game Gawker Jezebel Kotaku The Blaze
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Itchy Defamer Jezebel
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Snake on a "Sex Jihad" In Syria CNN Jezebel New York Post
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Woman Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants at Chris Brown's Gallant Request Jezebel
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Psychic's Trial Offers Testimony of Being Treated Like a Crotch BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Look at This Astonishing Guy Jezebel Upworthy
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How to Drink Water BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Sarah Palin Is Still a Total Sucker BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Actually Bombing Building Gawker Jezebel