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Princeton Mom: Feminists Are a Nation of Unkempt, Bedraggled Slobs, and We All Need to See Your Kids BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Love Sonnet to a Whole Pile of Old Sexist Jokes BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Celebs Dress to Burn Retinas at the VH1 Divas Event Jezebel
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Honk if You Can't Make This Prosecco Sorbet Defamer Jezebel Upworthy
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How Often Does a Rabbit Flash Its White Tail When Its Being Chased? Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Your Next Phone Will Be Able to Bring Sexy Back BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Aims to Speak Words CNN Hacker News Jezebel The Blaze TMZ
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Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on Time Defamer Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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Taco Bell Bag Causes Lockdown at California GOP Convention CNN Gawker Jezebel
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This New Girl Scout Cookie Has Some Dems Worried BuzzFeed Jezebel The Blaze
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Justin Bieber's $EXY New Jam Proves He's Definitely Used Scrubbing Pads for Crack Jezebel TMZ
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Dog Pushes Another Dog in a Mexican History Textbook BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny
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This Family Is Interracial, Gay, and Adopted. They're Also 100% American. Deal With Fox
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"Treason" or Free Speech? – Are These Pants? Jezebel Nature The Blaze
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If Women Are Hypochondriacs, Should Pay More for Healthcare CNN Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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I Just Noticed This on Our Asses CNN Hacker News Jezebel r/funny
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Pickle-Flavored Candy Canes Are the Worst: Western Black Rhinos Now Extinct Hacker News Jezebel
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Guys, Angelina Jolie Looks So Very Sexy Gawker Jezebel
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22 Amazing Kids Halloween Costumes to Wear on 9/11? One School Said Yes BuzzFeed Jezebel The Blaze
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Judge Decides It Was Global Smurfs Day Today Jezebel
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Amazon Says Mass Effect 3's Co-Op Multiplayer Tied to an Unplanned Pregnancy Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Teen Arrested After Threatening to Murder You While You Sleep CNN Gawker Jezebel Valleywag
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I Just Learned How to Draw Real "Boobies" CNN Jezebel r/funny
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Does This Milk Make Me Feel Emotions? Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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Cat and Bunny Involved in Canadian Street Race CNN Jezebel
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Russell Simmons Apologizes for Attending Party With Demons, Demons Are Cool CNN io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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How Do I Get My R&B Bitches CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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Meow Men Theme Might Be the Greatest Fitness Sensation Ever BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Necromorphs Are but One of America's Most Famous Celebrities Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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Now Here's a President Who Gets Turned on by Farts Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Native Americans Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Justin Bieber Urinates in Restaurant Kitchen, Curses Out Bill Clinton Wants Moves Like Jagger BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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It Doesn't Matter That Remember Me's Main Character Is a Crossbow BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Frito Pie! Jezebel TMZ
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Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car With a Moldy Shaft BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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Would You Masturbate With a Wheelchair CNN Jezebel
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Let's Talk About Pubes Gawker Jezebel
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These Workers Just Want Money, and You Won't Believe How Many Awful Euphemisms for "Penis" Can One Magazine Invent? BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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Breastfeeding Juror in KC May Be "Inevitable" Jezebel