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Apple Refreshes MacBook Air With All-Day Battery Life AND Death Is Absolutely Perfect

Apple Refreshes MacBook Air With All-Day Battery Life AND Death Is Absolutely Perfect by Abdulrahman BinSlmah via Flickr

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discovered by bob
2013-12-03

2013-12-03

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