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Anti-Abortion Bachmann Says Women Are Suffering and We Said, Let's Just Cut Out the Good Parts

Anti-Abortion Bachmann Says Women Are Suffering and We Said, Let's Just Cut Out the Good Parts by Ilko Allexandroff (a.k.a. sir_sky) via Flickr

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2024-08-01 purplelady

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