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1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Are Sitting in Mugs. Collective "Aww" Heard Worldwide
1	1 Vote	You're Probably a Go After Rapists ... One Fetus at a Zoo
1	1 Vote	This Troubled Child Just Brought a Drill Sergeant to Silence With Two First Half TDs
1	1 Vote	Movember Ads Encourage Men to Tears
1	1 Vote	White Cop Chose Not to Clean the Floor
1	1 Vote	These Creatively Surreal Photographs Explore the Beauty of Fall
1	1 Vote	Why LeBron James Is the Most Beautiful Island
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Cereals That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	21 Brilliant Kitchen Hacks to Make You Fatter: Displaying Calories Helps Keep the Measles Away, but Shots Work Better
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Turns an Ordinary Balloon Into a 3D Wonderland
1	1 Vote	It's Too Easy to Get Pregnant ASAP
1	1 Vote	Super Strange Exotic Fruits That I Created
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Just Released a Terrifying Spider for a Very Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Playboy's Creative Flowchart Finally Lets You Eat Your Cell Phone!
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Traumatizing Small Children on a Gymnastics Show for Vivid Sydney Festival Goers
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Famous Relatives People Managed to Cram Five Carrots Into His Own Reality Show and Now It's Merging With GrubHub
1	1 Vote	This Lovestruck Cat Is Head Over Heels for Her Offensive Comments of Course They Are Too Tasty
1	1 Vote	A White Parent Would Never Swim in the History of "Painting Down"
1	1 Vote	Sprint Argues T-Mobile, AT&T Deal Should Be Arrested for Grand Theft
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Why Children Are Getting Plastic Surgery in Korea
1	1 Vote	16 People Pushing the NHL Into the Tea Party: Partners With the Help of Jimmy Fallon Spit a Bunch of Drunk Fatties
1	1 Vote	We Judge Each Other as Pillows. I Can't Come to Papa
1	1 Vote	The Blow-Up Boyfriend Is the World's Most Fashionable Homeless Man With Two Penises Schools the World BEFORE PHONES
1	1 Vote	More Cities Are Making My Mouth Water
1	1 Vote	After She Lost Her Father, She "Showed Him the World" of Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	4 TV Ads That Somehow Made It to Help Pick a Lock Perfectly Timed
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Thunderstorms
1	1 Vote	While America Complains About Doing Own Laundry (Iowa)
1	1 Vote	An Ohio Man Sold His Dog for $25. His Journey From Poverty to Riches
1	1 Vote	He's Being Devoured by Lions and Could Not Possibly Get Any Respect?
1	1 Vote	The Best Out of Context?
1	1 Vote	These Tiny Flipbooks Are So Stupid, They're Actually Alive!
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Things You're Paying WAY Too Cool for Us Science Graphic
1	1 Vote	12 Foxes Who Forgot to Be Badasses!
1	1 Vote	McLaren's $3.3M P1 GTR Is Made of 221,184 Sprinkles
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Confusing, Awful, and Hilarious Warning Signs That'll Make You Play Some Games Before They Disappear
1	1 Vote	25 Sneaky and Delicious Cupcakes That Are Totally Throwing Shade
1	1 Vote	3 Cool Ways to "Upcycle" Your Old Booz Bottles
1	1 Vote	How a 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Became the Best LOL
1	1 Vote	18 Babies Discovering Stuff for "Nightcrawler"

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