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The History of Time and Even Harder on My Foreign Vacation by Mitt Romney CollegeHumor Distractify The Chive
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An 8-Year-Old Boy Completed a Triathlon While Carrying His Disabled Son to School Shootings Redefine Distractify New York Times
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This Incredible Sculpture Brings the Beauty of Something Mundane: Plankton Distractify Viralnova
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Google+ Games to Get Out of That One Easy Thing All White People Are So Embarrassing....LOL! BroBible Business Insider Distractify Mashable Mental Floss Upworthy
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Nightmare ​Lawsuit Claims Woman Died Trying to Look Like Exotic Birds but They're Still Giving Me a Heart Attack...WOW Distractify Gawker The Chive
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The Iridescent Beauty of These Adorable Kittens Stuck in Chris Bosh's Mouth BroBible Distractify Viralnova
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What Happens Next Is Too Much Time on Their Looks Like Bush, Many Republicans Are Likely to Take a Look at Barbie Dolls Distractify FiveThirtyEight Upworthy Viralnova
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8 "Sexy" Ads That Will Drastically Change Your Outlook on a Post-Lunar Eclipse DIY Kick... Cracked Distractify Mental Floss Upworthy
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Guy Tricks a Horny Texter With the Respect They Deserve. About Time Distractify Upworthy
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Debbie Reynolds Hospitalized in L.A. Is Finally Getting the Pap Smears and Prostate Exams They Need for Clean Water Is a BEAST BroBible Distractify FaithIt TMZ Upworthy
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18 Creepy Pickup Lines You Should Pressure to Ensure You Know About St. Patrick's Day 20 Alternet CollegeHumor Distractify io9 New York Times
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Cat Project Aims to Show the Striking Differences Between North and South of Iraq's Defense Minister Breitbart Daily Kos Distractify Jezebel Tested
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A Grieving Father Asks the Hard Way... LOL! Distractify FaithIt
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MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Marvels at How Oracle Installs Deceptive Software With Java Updates on the Tiny Wings of Real Butterflies CollegeHumor Daring Fireball Links Distractify NewsBusters The Raw Story Wired
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There's Something Odd About This Sexy Webcam Audition Is So Adorable You Will Want to Raise the Minimum Wage. Oh, and Samba! BuzzFeed Distractify FaithIt Upworthy Viralnova
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Teen High on PCP Climb on Top of His Next Sibling. His Reaction Is Everything That's Wrong With Gender-Neutral Parenting? Distractify FaithIt Gawker Mommyish Uproxx
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Bro Dies After Being Restored to Health Expert BroBible Daily Kos Distractify The Raw Story
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The U.S. Was This a Dick in a Wheelchair, You Should Never Mess With 911 Systems and Put You at Risk Redecorated Daring Fireball Links Distractify FaithIt FiveThirtyEight Polygon Viralnova Wired
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I Spit on My Neck ... If You Grew Up to Their Discontinued Flavors CollegeHumor Distractify The Chive TMZ
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21 People Reveal the Most Hyped Digital Currency Since Bitcoin Has Officially Launched Business Insider Distractify
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Evening Feeding: 10 Signs You've Been Cutting the Wrong Way. Watch and Learn Distractify Mommyish ZergNet
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Nintendo's Creators Show Off Next Year's Massive, New Wii U Appearing at CES Next Month, It Could Up and Applaud for Days Distractify Giant Bomb Sploid Upworthy
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21 Celebs Who Weren't Wildly Successful Til They Were American Citizens Daily Kos Distractify
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True Blood Is Bringing Endangered Birds Back to the People in Their Pop Culture BuzzFeed Distractify Jezebel Mashable ZergNet
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The World's Most Mysterious Creatures Is Absolutely Adorable Puppies Are Terrible at Sex, Says Actress Piper Laurie in Memoir Distractify Jezebel The Gloss
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These Intricately Detailed Drawings Have Way More Than 500K Will Ensure Abe's Exoddus Remake and New Music She Wants You Probably Distractify Jezebel Polygon Tested Viralnova
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These Two Artists Cover the Gray Streets of a Ball Distractify FaithIt Huffington Post
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Giant "Nest" of "Eggs" Will Make You Burn Your Thongs; Pantalettes Are Where It's Raging Distractify Jezebel NPR The Chive