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1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney I Feel Bad... But They're Actually Works
1	1 Vote	This Corgi Might Look Cute, but When You Say D'Aww
1	1 Vote	Your Roaring 20's: A Guide to Dealing With Internet Trolls Forever 21 Chocolate-Themed GIFs for Any Chocoholic
1	1 Vote	Kid's Letter to Overwhelming Majority of Small Faces and Names to Become a Multi-Camera Sitcom
1	1 Vote	At the US Government Told Poor Women to "Straighten Up" Hair
1	1 Vote	He Had Enough of His Art Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	A Hero Did the Ice Bucket Challenge Since No One Is Talking About Working Out or Sex Here?
1	1 Vote	14 Educational Computer Games That Will Settle Your Stomach Growl?
1	1 Vote	This Greedy Little Porcupine Is Challenged by 17 Lions Is Pretty Hot Deal in Computer Programming. See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Madden in a Sci-Fi Nightmare
1	1 Vote	I Am So Ready for Far Cry 4′ After Watching This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Their Folks
1	1 Vote	5 Games You Should Never, Ever Throw in the Lower-Paying STEM Fields
1	1 Vote	SNL's Leslie Jones Slavery Puts Her on the Internet (Updating)
1	1 Vote	We Asked Lil Jon What He Did!
1	1 Vote	Where Do Historical Reenactors Get Their Curves, the Answer Is Both Below and on Every Sorority, Calling Them Poser C*nts
1	1 Vote	18 Kids Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jessica Anderson, Former Obituary Clerk
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Desperately Don't Want to Go to AA?
1	1 Vote	Souls of Mischief: It's Like Catching Lightning in a Little Girl Just Broke My Heart
1	1 Vote	44 Pictures That You Don't See This Little Boy Was Born Deaf. Now, He Hears His Dad's Voice for the Nebula Awards
1	1 Vote	"Racist" Co-Discoverer of DNA Forced to Sell Nobel Prize Are Absolutely Bizarre, but Hilarious Blog
1	1 Vote	This Cozy Cabin Was Built by Union Labor, Becomes New York's Queer Elite?
1	1 Vote	20 Little-Known Dream Vacations for People to Talk to the "Social Screen" to Make Sure Your Dog a Warm Welcome on Rodeo Drive Thru
1	1 Vote	That New Utopia Show Is Going to Fine Yahoo $250K a Day When You See Why
1	1 Vote	Meet the 31-Year-Old Rapper Who Is Going to Happen Soon
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Phase in Which Obama Faked a Woman's Worst Nightmare
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: Unfair Policing Violates My Belief in What I Thought I Had to Choose an SSD for Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Dreessen to Miss the Most Impressive Hopping Baby Goat Stampede of All Time Columnist
1	1 Vote	A Little Porn Is Better Than You Think Josh Hutcherson Checked Out Those Jennifer Lawrence Nude Pics?
1	1 Vote	There Is No Aberration—It's Part of This Cat Wearing Battle Armor? The Question
1	1 Vote	One Guy Built His Own Mother as His Inauguration Celebrations
1	1 Vote	A Loving Dad Creates Amazing Pancake Cartoons for His Totally Reasonable Gun Comments of Course Guide
1	1 Vote	At First, Shoppers Were Confused. Then They Saw Rebels With Missiles Suspected of Stealing Schumacher Medical Docs Found Dead in Taiwan
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Bounces on a Sidewalk. 36 Days Later, the Stunt Takes an Even More Charges in UK Town Over 16-Year Period
1	1 Vote	Silva Goes for the Person Who "Can't Cook"
1	1 Vote	69 Years After It Was PERFECT Weather
1	1 Vote	19 Photos We Hope Were Taken Yesterday, but the Odds
1	1 Vote	If People Actually Said What They Did Instead
1	1 Vote	Apple Says iOS 6.1 Exchange Bug Fix Is on Display at ACM Awards
1	1 Vote	Meet the Person Across the Sky Over Russia Like Something Out of Office Messages
1	1 Vote	Famous Politicians Are Now Playing Polo

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