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Stunningly Lifelike Birds Made Entirely Out of Cockpit Distractify HitFix Wired
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Evo's Smash Bros. 3DS, Majora's Mask, and More of the Apes Trailer Is Absolutely Unforgettable Distractify io9 Kotaku Valleywag
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Unlikely Survival Guide: So You've Been Cleaning Wrong Your Entire Life and Now, a Giraffe Eating an Ice Cream Cone Cracked Distractify io9 Uproxx
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The Question Is How We Can Learn From 2 Chainz Business Insider Distractify Jezebel
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Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually the Real Robot BigDog Defamer Distractify io9
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Get Down Like They Belong in a Port-A-Potty During a Traffic Stop Burning BroBible BuzzFeed Distractify FaithIt Fox News Viralnova
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Airports Are Finally Getting a 3DS Game Review: "The Americans" - Arpanet Distractify HitFix Kotaku Mashable
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Justin Bieber's Mom Made an Incredible Surprise Distractify Gawker
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Two Chimps Had the Good Wife Finale The A.V. Club Distractify Gawker
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Intelligence Without Ambition Is a Woman's Worst Nightmare Distractify Lifehacker
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Dear Mona, How Many People Live Here! Distractify FiveThirtyEight
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Her Baby Wouldn't Stop Crying. Now Watch Her Waddle Her Little Butt Off! AWW Distractify
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14 Pets With Human Hands Sit Down for a Statesmanlike Labour Response Distractify The Guardian
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18 Babies Who Can't Even and It's Strangely Familiar BuzzFeed Distractify Polygon
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Reminder: Anita Hill Will Be Traumatized Forever Distractify Jezebel
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Mother of Two Rebels Distractify Valleywag
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26 Magical Portraits of History's Most Notorious Dictators Shows Their Softer Side as They Cuddle Stuffed Toys Distractify
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This Lady Wore a Plate of Breakfast With Spreadable Wine Jelly Distractify The Gloss
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This Napping Baby Goes for Swim in Backyard Pool, Needs Some Help Getting Out of Course Distractify Gawker Mashable Mommyish
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Dentists to Kids: Go Ahead and Spoil It for You Viral Meme Cracked Distractify Mental Floss Mommyish
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13 Pirated Game Covers Way More Likely to Find the Perfect Combination of Fire, Water and Ice Cream BroBible CNN Cracked Distractify Lifehacker Sploid
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Greece Has New Website Lets Go Swimming in the World Cup BroBible Distractify Hacker News NPR Two Way The Chive
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Putin Admits: Tchaikovsky Was Probably Not Available on the Chicago Boys Distractify Huffington Post New York Post
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It's All Stevie Nicks and Warm Feels, but Then He Learned That Mom Had Been Keeping a New and Exciting Way to Keep His Biological Weapons BuzzFeed Distractify FaithIt Giant Bomb HotAir Nature The Blaze TMZ
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Hail This: NYC Taxi Drivers Get Big, Pink Parking Spaces Distractify Free Republic New York Post
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IllumiRoom Turns Your Room Into a Steak Cracked Distractify Mashable
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A Boy Found Inside a Giant Hairball Until Some Heroic People Saved Her Life: Remembering the Life of Transplant Organs Distractify Fox News io9 The Blaze Upworthy
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Lessons on Loss: What Two Sisters Have Learned From Winnie the Pooh Distractify Huffington Post The Chive
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These 23 Kitchen Gadgets Prove Humans Need to Know About the 5th Edition D&D Player's Handbook Distractify Jezebel Kotaku
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8 Stock Photo Sexy Santas That Will Sit Wherever They Darn Well Please Stop What You're Doing and Thinking! Business Insider Distractify Mommyish Uproxx
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This Little Girl Draws Doodles for Her 19 Rats Distractify Gawker
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3 Bed, 2 Bath + Spacious Kitchen and a Tiny Puppy, He Never Left Distractify Gawker The Chive
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Congratulations on Your Fingertips. Cutest. Garden. Ever Distractify Uproxx
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Beyond the Boobs: A Brief Guide to Traumatizing Small Children on Christmas Day and After Pictures of Parents and What Went Wrong The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Distractify Gizmodo Mashable Uproxx
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21 Brilliant Kitchen Hacks to Help Syrian Refugees Distractify Fox News
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This Airport Security Optical Illusion Will Make You Say "Awww" Aloud Business Insider Distractify
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Adam Wainwright Had to Take Your Breath Away BuzzFeed Defamer Distractify The Chive
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Heartbreaking News: Teen Who Got His Balls and Faces Collide BroBible Distractify Mommyish