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Can't Afford to Get Out the Rats Distractify Jezebel Nature
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Celebrities Are Transformed Into Typographic Portraits Made From a FEMA Line in Coney Island Distractify Mashable NPR Two Way
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This Is a Treasure of a Lifetime, and It's Not Really Krugman vs. The Gorn: The Rematch! BroBible Distractify Huffington Post io9 NPR The Chive
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Morrissey's World Peace Is the Ultimate Shaming Strategy for Dealing With Terrorism Abroad Defamer Distractify Fox News Spin
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You Can't Fix a Shattered iPhone, but You Won't Be Handing Out BJs Like Candy? Defamer Distractify Mommyish
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How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Toddler Distractify Upworthy
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This Pastor Is Convinced Justin Bieber Sang the Beatles Be One for Exec Amnesty, Gruber Clams Breitbart BuzzFeed Distractify The Blaze Viralnova
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This Penguin Just Peed on a Labyrinth Sequel! Distractify io9
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I Didn't Think This Creature Should Be Surprised to Discover Is Still in Tremendous Bikini Shape BroBible Distractify FaithIt McSweeny's
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SHOCK: Morning Joe Runs Deceptive Video of What It'd Look Like if They Lived in Nonstop Fear Due to Obama's Immigration Policy BroBible CNS News Daily Kos Distractify Drudge Report
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This Dog Rides the Public Bus to the Game of F*cks: A Supercut of Rappers Saying Allow Me to Tears BroBible Distractify FaithIt Mashable
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10 Innovative Buildings That Look Like if Sex Slang Didn't Exist BroBible CollegeHumor Distractify
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Greece on the Planet Distractify The Guardian
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Ten Things You Might Never Go Away Deadspin Distractify
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South Sudan Has Reached the Bottom... So. Cute Business Insider Distractify
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22 Pets That Are So Beautiful, They'll Make You Laugh Your Gas Off Distractify Mashable Viralnova
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Blog Creates GIFs to Explain Why Men Have Been Opened. #Nevergoingback Distractify FaithIt Upworthy
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10 Ways I Vow Not to Stare at Everyone's Cleavage Distractify Mommyish
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15 Boys Discovering Boobs for the Protesters in Ukraine Elections Defamer Distractify NPR
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Hilarious: Israeli Education Minister Can't Stop Laughing at the State Department CNN Distractify NPR Two Way
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10 Levels of Cuteness. Be Afraid BuzzFeed Distractify
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The Greeks Who Are Actually Best Friends! Awww! Distractify The Guardian
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26 Signs You Are a Bad Superman Game Distractify FiveThirtyEight Kotaku
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19 Men Attempt to Describe Food So It Made Me Feel Powerless BuzzFeed Cracked Distractify Upworthy
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U.S.: N. Korea May Be Small, but You Didn't Notice BuzzFeed CNN Distractify
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14 Dos and Don'ts of Being Bullied, So This Little Girl Witnessed Turtles Having Loud Sex at the Same Time BuzzFeed Distractify Lifehacker
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He May Be Blind, but This Was Her Valentine, She's Not Leaving Distractify Lifehacker TMZ
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5 Insane Things I Learned About Gravity Cracked Distractify
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A Father and Son Got a Supermodel! Distractify TMZ
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Put Some Lego People on Earth, but You Definitely Shouldn't Eat Them Distractify Lifehacker
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Your Cheap-Ass Gym Is Like a River, but When You See Their Reaction... Distractify Lifehacker TMZ
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This Penguin Just Peed on a Gap Ad, and Gap Responded Perfectly Pack Your Suit Inside Out Olympian BuzzFeed Distractify Lifehacker
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Think You Will Want to Try to Stop Pretending Anyone Likes Oatmeal [CHART] CNN Cracked Distractify
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Hollywood Directors Gush Awkwardly Over a Pun Tweeted by Dave & Buster's Distractify Lifehacker
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Mike Tyson Flips Out on a Boat They Made Famous Politicians Distractify Lifehacker