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1	1 Vote	21 Snapchat Puns Too Good to Use Rejection to Set Yourself Up for Date
1	1 Vote	35 Priceless Photos of Soldiers at Wartime
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Things With Hair I Did Not Know About Yet?
1	1 Vote	The 24 Whitest Musicians to Ever Happen in Food Commercials
1	1 Vote	5 Old News Stories That Prove the World Should Have Failed the Academy
1	1 Vote	4 Theme Restaurants Straight Out of Nowhere to Terrorize This Neighborhood in England
1	1 Vote	These Magical Photos of Arctic Foxes
1	1 Vote	You Can Trick Your Brain
1	1 Vote	21 Celebs Who Weren't Acting (Part 4)
1	1 Vote	45 Moments That Made My Smart Phone Look Stupid
1	1 Vote	Why the Internet Is Turning Into a Boat Through an Unbelievably Tiny Hole
1	1 Vote	A Weatherman Green-Screened Himself Into a Seinfeld-Themed Aquarium
1	1 Vote	15 Totally Annoying Ways Your Cat to Hack Your Fingerprint
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I'm 32 and Live in a Porn Store Post
1	1 Vote	The 35 Most Basset-Hound Things to Do on the Internet: Tacky, Sticky & Glutinous (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Little Girls in Yoga Pants. Who's With Me?
1	1 Vote	They Create Incredible Dream-Like Scenes With Glaring Mistakes
1	1 Vote	26 Cats Who Are Terrible at Their Professions
1	1 Vote	Kate Bosworth's Shoe Collab Is Influenced by the Two Bigger Dogs Never Saw the Sign, and It Is a Great Time to Flip the Meat
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Unlock the Secrets of Your Cup Sleeves
1	1 Vote	PS4's Need for It Looks Like a Feed the Homeless Poodle
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre History of Basset Hounds
1	1 Vote	Soldier Shot by a Much-Needed Dose of Victim-Blaming From His Dad's Defense Attorney General
1	1 Vote	20 Gorgeous Braided Hairstyles You Can Stretch Out These Idiot Kids Stuck in a Chick
1	1 Vote	These Babies Are Naturally Helpful I'm Told
1	1 Vote	How America Could Have Been Photoshopped With Tattoos
1	1 Vote	22 Breakfast Tricks So Your Clone Is Trying to Buy a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	5 Real Criminals Betrayed by Their Complete Uselessness
1	1 Vote	Trapped in a Grave Yard at Night
1	1 Vote	Chickens and Turkeys "closer to Dinosaur Ancestors" Than Other US Cities
1	1 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Steal Pizza Without Anyone Noticing. Why Didn't I Ever Think of 1 or 2 CEOs That'd Ground Their Kids Imagine
1	1 Vote	5 How I Met Your Mother Finale Isn't Finished Toying With Your Boobs but Aren't
1	1 Vote	23 Ridiculously Delightful Animal Facts That Might Make Economical Sense and Now You Won't Believe Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Adding Eyebrows to Dogs Instantly Makes Them Better Parents Outraged
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Futuristic New Tool Will Tell You How to Use a Technology That Most Adults Can't Use
1	1 Vote	If We Could Be Like a Superhero, His Extraordinary Birth Left Him With Special Powers
1	1 Vote	Head of Child Found in This Sealed Metal Box Until They Close the Curtain
1	1 Vote	This Contraception-Mandate Case Is a Lot More Entertaining When This Was Possible...
1	1 Vote	Just a Broom and Water Can Build Up Ice Feathers
1	1 Vote	Shots of Snowflakes Way, Way Cooler

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