Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Sources / Distractify Smash Distractify

5,712 smashes / 11,620 upvotes / smashed from 3,522 real headlines

3.3 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

1	1 Vote	Arrested Development's Tobias Fünke Has a Heart Attack...WOW
1	1 Vote	The Chtucken Is a Feline Paradise
1	1 Vote	He's "That Guy" in a Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	These Desserts Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going Under … Until They Got Arrested
1	1 Vote	23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Look Too Good to Laugh at Them About at Some Point
1	1 Vote	Goldfish-Shaped Tea Bags Turn an Empty Wine Bottle Into a Giant Wood Block Into a Two-Minute Video
1	1 Vote	This Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but I Am
1	1 Vote	This Vietnam Vet Lost Both of His Life Is It a "Game." in Reality, People Are Insane Enough to Eat Out
1	1 Vote	These Giant Wall Murals Will Make You Absolutely Furious
1	1 Vote	18 Awesomely Optimistic People Who Have Probably Pooped in the Past They'd Look Like
1	1 Vote	Three Generations of Women Wearing the Same Stuffed Dog 5 Times in Just 60 Seconds of Your Hand
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Will Never Ever Get Right on Their R.I.P. Shirts
1	1 Vote	Ever Feel Like a 5-Minute Hallmark Movie, but Good. …Almost
1	1 Vote	Guy Finally Pays for a Disabled Tortoise
1	1 Vote	13 Vivacious Volcanoes That Have Stood the Test of Time and Made Something Epic From Them. Whoa!!!
1	1 Vote	He Died One Year Later: 18 Ways to Never Lick Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Hey, You! I Think I Will Never Be the Penis-Less Chatroulette We Deserve?
1	1 Vote	She Scored 100% on the Trail of an Identity Crisis
1	1 Vote	Johnny Knoxville Kicked It in the 80's and 90's
1	1 Vote	This Company Will Pay You $13,000 to Poop in Their Bags
1	1 Vote	Chicago, Finally See Godzilla in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	His Uses Recycled Tires to Create This Awesome Pit Bull Rescued From the Oven
1	1 Vote	The Boston Marathon Bombings Show Their Incredible Strength Through Inspiring Photos of Modern-Day Slavery, but I Think That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	25 Very Stuck Dogs Who Don't Text Back
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Busts Into a Magnificent Dollhouse
1	1 Vote	This Dying Mom Asked and It Says Exactly What We Suspected All Along: Men and Women's Brains Are Wired Differently
1	1 Vote	So Much Easier (And More Hilarious) if Every Wikipedia Article Was Condensed Like This Happen All the Video Out of Hearing Loss
1	1 Vote	Kid Icarus: Uprising Will Come With a Surreal Twist
1	1 Vote	They Gave Each Kid a Barbie and a Beautiful Letter
1	1 Vote	You Can Trick Your Friends & Relatives Before They Die
1	1 Vote	24 Children on the Edge of Extinction
1	1 Vote	FINALLY. This Handy Chart Tells You Exactly When It's Ok to Use a Condom That Don't Involve Man Parts
1	1 Vote	18 Loving Animals Who Seriously Don't Give a F**K
1	1 Vote	25 Jealous Animals Who Can't Cook
1	1 Vote	They Surrounded Their Daughter With a Baby Squirrel Lay Abandoned in the Womb
1	1 Vote	7 Dog Butts That Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	This Artist Uses a Blacklight to Create Drawings That Are So Adorable You Will Die. Literally
1	1 Vote	18 Guaranteed Ways to Make a Broken Heart
1	1 Vote	She Was Abused and Ready to Rock Out With a Microscope

← Previous
1
2
…
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
…
142
143
Next →