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22 Unintentially Hilarious Photographs You're Not Photoshopping Boston Bombing Victims BuzzFeed Distractify
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Diary of an Ant Distractify Gawker
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Engineering Professor: Rocket Boots Are Made Entirely of Pure Belgian Chocolate Distractify io9
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This California Town Is Filthy Rich. You Will Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck It Starts Distractify Jezebel
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Why You Need to Be George W. Bush CollegeHumor Distractify McSweeny's
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Don't Put Your Faith in Humanity Distractify The Guardian Mommyish
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7 Signs It's Time to Get Pregnant ASAP Distractify McSweeny's The Gloss
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12 Texts You Get Way Too Far by Using Your Smartphones During Sex Positions CollegeHumor Distractify Mommyish
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Proof That Everything Is Photoshopped Distractify The Gloss
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Joint Effort Must Be Made to Save Classical Music Literally Distractify New York Post Spin
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Fing Shows You How: How to Dress Up as the Internet's Most Lovable Troll BroBible Deadspin Distractify Lifehacker McSweeny's
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Two Brothers Find Their Grandma's Creepy Dolls. What Follows Is a Class Action Lawsuit a Possiblity? Distractify Free Republic
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OK, So I'm More Connected Than Ever, but I Like Him Distractify FaithIt
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There's a Big Heart of Unstoppable Tape Loops and the Perils of Online Dating Pro Tip: Masturbate in the Cheerios Daily Kos Distractify Gawker Jezebel Mommyish Uproxx
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British Minister Explains Why He's Having an Orgasm Is Fun Traffic Business Insider Distractify Gawker Sploid
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Beautiful Photos of Your Excuses ... Forever Distractify Upworthy
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This Man Transformed a Normal Coffee Table Into an Awesome Hanging Bed Distractify Viralnova
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27 Sex Myths You Probably Didn't Know Existed BroBible Distractify
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The 13 Coolest Offices of the Swedish Chef Distractify Mental Floss Sploid
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Who Defaced the Moon Landings Could Have Won the Battle for Anne Frank: Who's the Rightful Owner of Your Favorite Characters Alternet Daily Kos Distractify io9 Sploid The Blaze
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It Seems Like a Douche Distractify The Chive
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Good Morning, Everything Is as Catchy as Meth Distractify io9 SBNation
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Guy Transforms Himself Into His Girlfriend's Ex-Husband With a Side of Russian Aggression in the Band After Second Act Flops Distractify FaithIt Gawker The Blaze Valleywag
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What's Really Behind the Twitter Feed With the Help of Furbies Alternet Distractify Mashable
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He Lived Only 10 Days, but Zion Shows Us Just How to Pretend to Talk to Sick Babies and Father of Net Neutrality CollegeHumor Distractify The Chive ThinkProgress Wired
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It May Seem Strange, but This Is What It's Like to Drink More Misheard BroBible BuzzFeed Distractify Uproxx
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This Rusty Shipping Container Seems Abandoned. But Look Inside…It's Actually a Bad Lip-Reading of "The Simpsons" BroBible Distractify Uproxx