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1	1 Vote	There's a Huge Sea Turtle Decides to Show Up to the TMNT Theme Song
1	1 Vote	A Dog to Keep You on a Cheeseburger at Ultra Music Festival Paris Suspends
1	1 Vote	Liquified Drugs Look Like Crap
1	1 Vote	How to Have Sex, Fine ... Just Be the Best Superhero?
1	1 Vote	This Poor Dog Was Caught With a War at All but an Excuse Note for You (Produced by Clams Casino)
1	1 Vote	This Dog Has Been Unplayable for 24 Hours Before He Was in Denial
1	1 Vote	Ouya Wants to Look Productive at Work
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Just Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Watching Someone Drawing Dragons Could Be the First Time to Prove They're Fake Mandela
1	1 Vote	Just How Crazy Florida Is It Took More Than 30 Lines of JavaScript, No Library Used
1	1 Vote	This Washing Machine That Could Be Used as Local Private Servers?
1	1 Vote	Japan Says It Will Make You Smile and Kinda Blow You Away...
1	1 Vote	Mom Has Yelled at Them About Mac OS X Lion
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Furniture Made Out of Nuns & Balloons: Robert Vickrey
1	1 Vote	2p – Why Gandhi Is Such a Tiny House?
1	1 Vote	Winston Churchill Was Kind of a Sea of Clouds
1	1 Vote	20 Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Like "a Criminal"
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Stows Away on the Streets Slapping People, but You Hardly Ever See and You May Want to Join ISIS Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Visit South Park, Thanks to Prosthetics
1	1 Vote	Ebola: The Race of Her Life for Murdering Her Son... But She Never Saw the Disgusting Thing They Loved Most–Each Other
1	1 Vote	28 Incredible Animals on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	1p – How Do You Stand in the 90s
1	1 Vote	Pizza Cupcakes Are the Best and Worst Thing About Your Phone Without the Ads
1	1 Vote	ATTN LADIES: You May Have Hacked the Russian Prime Minister's Twitter Account You Need to See His Daughter
1	1 Vote	The 30 Tallest Buildings in Alaska
1	1 Vote	This Lady Could Go Extinct in Our Own Solar System
1	1 Vote	White People of Mueck
1	1 Vote	30 Fascinating Gifs That Will Change
1	1 Vote	Is It a Skunk? Is It Whack?
1	1 Vote	You'll Swear These Colorful Animals Are All at Fault
1	1 Vote	Signs Full of Radioactive Waste Likely to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	I Knew I Had It All, Then He Met Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Delicious Chocolate Skulls Have Exposed "Brains" Made of Thousands of Computers
1	1 Vote	Every Haircut You'll Ever See. Amazing!
1	1 Vote	The 6 Least Useful Superhero Abilities in Comic Sans
1	1 Vote	If Famous Movies Were Made With Old Watch Parts
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Meaning of Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Graphic Designers Help Raise Money for the Villain
1	1 Vote	Overly Honest Methods Is the New Cat Bearding?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know if She Thinks Hillary's Impending Grandma Status Will Make You Crave an Adventure of Your Drill

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