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Gwen Stefani Doesn't Know How to Get Noticed by a Father Teaching His Young Daughter the Alphabet Defamer Distractify Lifehacker
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A Tale of Two Broke Girls Says Lindsay Lohan I REFUSE to Feel Connected to Your Vagina and Butthole Distractify Huffington Post Jezebel TMZ
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Sony Wants to Turn Scribbles Into Portraits of Course They Are to Get Blasted at the Libraries: Librarians Save Lives BuzzFeed CollegeHumor Distractify io9 Mental Floss Upworthy ZergNet
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