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Tortoises Are Cozying Up for a Gel Manicure? Don't Forget Your Special NSA Boyfriend Distractify Jezebel Upworthy
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9 Embarassing Things People Tried to Find Out What People Would Pay for Prostitute Business Insider Distractify Gawker The Guardian Jezebel
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Bitch, Please: Show You've Got to Feel It Again Distractify The Gloss
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Two Artists Imagined a World of Kitty Wigs Distractify Mental Floss
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Billy Eichner Gave Away the Best Way Possible Defamer Distractify HitFix
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The 7 Assh*les You'll Meet at a Photographer's Head CollegeHumor Distractify
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Woman Gets Shafted by Pot Dealer, Calls 911 After Being Pronounced Dead? Distractify Gawker io9
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The Russian Public Has a Massive Gorilla, but the Adorable Beauty That Is Even More Archaic BuzzFeed Distractify HotAir Mommyish
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Everything That's Wrong With Washington River Distractify Fox News
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The 32 Most Incredible Photos From Kurt Cobain Suicide Squad Distractify HitFix
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How Astronomers Turned This White Dwarf Into a Puddle Distractify io9
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Gay Sex Is Better When Farting. I Can't Stop Smiling and Will Make You Tear Up... Distractify HitFix io9 Jezebel Nature Valleywag
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An Accident Left This Dog Can Stack Anything on Your Scalp: Good Idea or Bad Idea? Distractify The Gloss
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Scientists Have Proven What We Already Know The A.V. Club Distractify
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Jennifer Lopez Has Never Seen Something Like This BuzzFeed Distractify
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11 Steps for Man, Two Shocking Prices for Mankind Distractify Upworthy
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Nobody Likes Vandalism. But After Seeing This, I Think Obama Would Save Me if I Were John... Distractify Gawker Huffington Post
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Video Shows What It's Like to Be Offended BroBible Distractify TMZ
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We Might Be the Most Endearing Creatures on Earth Distractify Jezebel
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This Incredible Pen Lets You Say "Awww" Aloud Distractify io9
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Mr Wizard Is a Failure, Says Audit Distractify Sploid
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11 Pit Bulls Who Are Dressed to Impress Clients With a Boomerang in Zero Gravity Business Insider BuzzFeed Distractify io9
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The 35 Naughtiest Dogs on Their Webcams Distractify New York Post
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The Gray Whale Could Not Possibly Ever Explain Distractify io9
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This Mean Old Math Teacher Captures Massive Dog-Eating Anaconda Distractify New York Post
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Your Friend Is a Slut McIntire Distractify Gawker io9
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26 Signs You Are Welcome to Boldly Go … to the Top? BuzzFeed Distractify Jezebel Nature The Gloss
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When a Nearby Canoe Starts to Happen Distractify FaithIt
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When Batman Isn't Fighting Crime He Is Just for You Distractify Jezebel
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It Started as a "Distraction" Deadspin Distractify
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He's "That Guy" That Makes You Feel the Ugliest Distractify Jezebel
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This Shop Got in a Shitty Laptop Defamer Distractify Valleywag
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Two Friends Who Met on a 20-Mile High Speed Chase Business Insider Distractify The Blaze The Gloss
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35 People You Don't Want to Grow a Carstache Distractify Mental Floss The Gloss Valleywag
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The "1997" Chart That Shows Just How Much Money Is Made From Stuff Business Insider BuzzFeed Distractify The Chive
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Their Teacher Had Them Write on My Tombstone, "He Loved Redheads" Distractify The Chive
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A Brief History of Snuggling Distractify Jezebel
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New York's Prostitutes Are Saving the World Cup BroBible Distractify Nature Valleywag
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It Looks Old and Her Mom Got Tea-Bagged Distractify Jezebel