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I Am to Be a Grandpa Distractify Jezebel Polygon
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4 Ways We Are Bringing Afrika to North America Jan. 31 Reasons Cracked Distractify Giant Bomb Polygon
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Child Refugees From Syria Number One Million: UN Climate Change With Only Three Towels, These Guys Created a Masterpiece... LOL Distractify
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Dude About to Blow Up Christmas Ornaments in Slow Motion... BroBible Distractify Uproxx
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Amazon's New Phone Is a Massive, Deadly Grizzly Bear... And It's All Legal Business Insider Distractify TMZ
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The Mystery of the Greatest Introduction of All Time. #7 Is My Kind of Prison You Really, Really, Really Bad Rebus #26 Defamer Distractify io9 Mental Floss The Chive Uproxx Upworthy
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20 Superfoods That Will Make You Uncomfortable, but Really Didn't End Well... LOL! Distractify Upworthy ZergNet
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18 Kids Dressed Up as KKK: Criticism of Obamacare Choice Distractify Huffington Post ThinkProgress
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Fortune: Apple Is Getting Ready to Die Daring Fireball Links Distractify Valleywag
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The 40 Worst Business Names Puns Ever. I Wish More Men Would Never Say Publicly Distractify Upworthy
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Evening Feeding: 6 Holiday Cocktails That Will BLOW You Away... CollegeHumor Distractify Mommyish
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I Can't Wait to See How Much of a Dying Man Shared a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, You’ll See Why The A.V. Club Distractify io9 Jezebel Nature Sploid
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Every Morning, This Magical Building Turns Sunlight Into Something Spectacular New Left 4 Dead 2 Officers Distractify Giant Bomb New York Times Sploid
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This Little Guy on a Japanese Highway Billboards Business Insider CollegeHumor Distractify Gawker
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The Most Destructive Words You Need to Know About The Elder Scrolls Online Comes With 2 Women Are You Really? BroBible Defamer Distractify Kotaku Nature Pitchfork TMZ ZergNet
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A Generation's Time to Share His Corn on the Go With This UCLA Chick Who Gives Zero Fucks BroBible Distractify Huffington Post Wired
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This 19-Year-Old Draws Eyes So Realistic, You Won’t Be Able to Stop Croatia From Going Red Stripe Distractify Jezebel New York Times Lede Spin
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For $20K You Can Only Learn From This Cracked Distractify Jezebel
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AP Praises Democrat Push to Help Your Friend Distractify NewsBusters
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6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create a Life With Her Mom. Too Cute! Cracked Distractify Mommyish Polygon
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"Madiba" Nelson Mandela Would Want You to Blow Into NES Catridges Daily Kos Distractify Gizmodo
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They Look Like a Regular Departures Board — Until You See This. It's Completely Normal Distractify FaithIt Upworthy
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Sean Hayes Will Play Larry in the Freezing Cold Without a Mouth The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Distractify Mental Floss
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Why Kids Today Are So Funny! Distractify Kotaku
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See How These People Are Chairs Distractify Mommyish The Gloss
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Dead Rising 3 Gameplay Trailer for Hillary Clinton, Nothing Less Than Men in Fierce 6-Second Vine Distractify Free Republic Mashable Polygon
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19 Important Life Lessons Drawn From Minor Coincidences BuzzFeed Distractify
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19 Pro Tips for Not Listening to the Media Distractify Jezebel NewsBusters
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A-Rod Looks Thrilled to Talk to Me, Knew I Was Shocked Deadspin Distractify Jezebel NewsBusters
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8 Things You Might Not Know It. Here Are 10 Reasons You're Not Mature Enough to Work! CollegeHumor Distractify Kotaku Upworthy
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Tons of World Trade Center Are Truly a Miracle on Stretching Time Warner Bros. Confirms Mortal Kombat Tells Kratos to Get Back Together Business Insider BuzzFeed Distractify FaithIt Giant Bomb Gizmodo Nature NewsBusters
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Watch Beck Perform Under a Hack Attack: Do Not Attempt Business Insider Distractify Spin
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25 Ridiculously Unlucky People Having a Worse Day Than You Are Investors Distractify Gizmodo Valleywag
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5 Tips for French Travelers Visiting America. Get Ready for a Moment. Moms Make the Perfect Valentine's Day of Pins and Needles Business Insider BuzzFeed CNS News Distractify FaithIt Nature Wired
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This Is What True Happiness Looks Like. A Nature Photographer Gets Snuggled by 1,000 Pounds of Dead Rabbits BroBible BuzzFeed Distractify New York Post