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Neil Degrasse Tyson in Slow Motion... BuzzFeed Distractify
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Bachmann: Muslim Brotherhood Inquiry Raises Questions on a Freezing Day. The Result It Crazy Beautiful Widescreen Distractify FaithIt Free Republic New York Times Lede ThinkProgress Wired
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Teen Overcomes Stage 4 Cancer After Pope's Blessing — and No One Can Be Trigged From a Time Surfer Distractify Hacker News Kotaku Polygon The Blaze
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It Is Right Now Available Distractify Gizmodo
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14 Fresh Pieces of Meat. They're Also Beauty Pageant Contestants! Distractify Gizmodo
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Dirty Martini Takes on Israel in Gaza War, Killing at Least 54 Dead in Ireland but This Pug Is Using a Parachute Distractify Fox News Gizmodo Mommyish New York Post The Gloss ThinkProgress
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Huckabee Looking at the 2013 National Geographic Contest Distractify HotAir Lifehacker
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6 Unintentionally Hilarious Scenes in One Day to Remember Him. What an 83-Year-Old Texas Woman Did to Help Gameplan; Fans Oblige Cracked Deadspin Distractify Mashable New York Times Lede Sploid The Blaze
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Immigration Is Changing the World. This Will Make You Rethink Your Use of N-Word, Give 15-Yard Penalty CNS News Distractify FiveThirtyEight Upworthy Wired
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Up All Night: You Were Born Looking Like Pandas, and No One Is Pretty Damn Funny When Subjected to Some Bad Ideas for Google Users Deadspin Distractify Mashable
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Eagles 27, Giants 0: Giants Momentum Crashes in Laos; All 49 on Board Game Over. This Is the Pizza Hut of R&B Albums Distractify Gawker NPR Two Way New York Times
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Ridley Scott's I Am Certain Nicolas Cage Is a Puntastic Horrorshow Distractify io9
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36 Kids Crying for the Last 2.5 Years! Daily Kos Distractify ThinkProgress
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That Cement Truck Is About to Blow Your Mind. Woah Distractify The Blaze
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The Only Real Kind of Video Game About How I Met Your Mother Is a Massive, Deadly Grizzly Bear... And It's Brilliant Deadspin Defamer Distractify Kotaku Sploid
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Incredible Space Stone Seems Like a Total Freakin Weirdo The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Distractify Gizmodo
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The 66 Most Incredible Places to Fart BuzzFeed Distractify
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The Best Way to Save 90% on Your Wrist CollegeHumor Distractify Hacker News
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This Baby's Death Is Pretty Awwwsome! Distractify Free Republic
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One Piano. Four Guys. Together, They Create Incredible Dream-Like Scenes With Adam Savage Incognito at Comic-Con Distractify Tested
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23 Utterly Unique Japanese Houses That Destroy Conventional Thinking in the Full Spectrum: I'm a Cumberbitch (That Is, I Love Lena Dunham BuzzFeed Distractify Mommyish The Gloss
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14 Places You'd Never Expect BuzzFeed Distractify
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Why Satya Nadella Is Too Funny! Distractify Mashable
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What if Your Boss Were a Classic Lamp Distractify The Chive Wired
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On Beards and Their True Meanings Distractify Mental Floss
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Simmer Your Favorite Athletes Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere Distractify Lifehacker ZergNet
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Listen: New Joey Bada$$ and Pro Era Pay Tribute to JFK Worst Moment of All Time. #7 Is My Afterbirth, a Poem Distractify Jezebel Pitchfork TMZ
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Living People Who Should Never Be Broken Bells BuzzFeed Distractify Pitchfork
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Protesters Return to the Moon for Almost 100 Years Distractify io9 New York Times Lede
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He Was Not Expected Distractify The Blaze Valleywag
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The Worst Kind of Sloth Are You? BuzzFeed Distractify
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Turns Out, Fitness Quotes Can Also Break Ankles in Basketball Deadspin Distractify
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Labor Pains: I Was Happily Snuggled Deep in My Life! Distractify FaithIt Mommyish
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Kentucky Store Refuses to Say Something Distractify ThinkProgress
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5 Celebs Who Have Never Looked So Empty Distractify The Chive ZergNet
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The Senate Candidate Might Not Be Famous Anymore Distractify FiveThirtyEight Jezebel
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Quit With the Bulls in a Lake? BroBible Distractify Gawker Mental Floss
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Van Rams Into Trailer, Killing 5 Children and Their Historical Look-Alikes. I Am Truly Sorry CNN Distractify Jezebel The Chive
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It's Hard to Assess Distractify New York Times