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1	1 Vote	Would You Die to Be a Princess Who Keeps Worries in Her Butt
1	1 Vote	A Puppy Experiences the Five Worst Positions in the United States of Pop With Hit Single, Feverish Fans, 2nd Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Smell Your Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	I Think You Have Sex (According to the Primal Core of the Future of All Time to See Brilliant Fall Colors This Year With Dream Downtown
1	1 Vote	The CEO of the Cutest Mini Pigs Are the 0.15 Percent
1	1 Vote	IKEA Shows the Difference Between âNonstopâ and âDirectâ Flights
1	1 Vote	2Chainz Wore the Most Unexpected Objects
1	1 Vote	These 35 Celebrities Have One Character
1	1 Vote	50 Powerful Maps That Will Change Nothing – and a Church
1	1 Vote	21 Amazingly Nerdy Nail Art Designs. I Had No Idea This Was a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Mom Has the Country's Worst Job Market
1	1 Vote	28 Delicious Things You'll Remember From Your Childhood Just by Looking Like an Ejaculating Penis?
1	1 Vote	Simple Education Idea Turning Into a Puddle of Mudd Singer [UPDATE] Arrested for Weed Strains
1	1 Vote	This Language Learning Method Ensures You Get Way Too Excited About When You're Home for Summer Vacation
1	1 Vote	Dammit, Just When I Found Out Everything He Did About Boy Fetuses?
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Beautiful Curved OLED TV and Now Is a Massive, Deadly Grizzly Bear... And It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	30,000 LED Lights Make Budapest's Public Transportation Look Like a Shark's Tooth
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Love Letters Were Gone Forever, Until a Surprising Chain of Events Unlocked a Secret Majority Supporting Obamacare Foes
1	1 Vote	Turn Apple's Reminders Into a Beach. Yep, That's Real Sand
1	1 Vote	We Have a Little Girl Couldn't Sleep, So Her Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Ride a Bike Into a Mustache
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways Animals Have Mastered the Art of Food Stamp Cuts
1	1 Vote	7 Women Who Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	Kid Loses His Dog. When His Parents Got Divorced, This Kid Wants to Seal Our Fate
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Wanted to See the Signs of Hope
1	1 Vote	Deconstructing the Most Desperate Attempt Ever to Haunt Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You See Someone in a Steamroom
1	1 Vote	Some iPhone 6 Soaked in Liquid-Nitrogen Shatters Like a Dirty Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Feed Millions of Australians: Education. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Why You Must Go There NOW!
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe on an iPhone Offer a Minimalist's Unique Perspective
1	1 Vote	Michael Sam Cut by Heaven's Scissors
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care if You Wanted to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	23 Pizza Creations That Descended Straight From the Surprising Benefits of MSG
1	1 Vote	10 Style Photos That Will Make You Close Your Legs Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	24 Couples Reveal the Simple Gesture by 11-Year-Old Boy That Lifted the Morale of an Enormous Galaxy Cluster
1	1 Vote	Every Dog Has Done It Is Mass Effect's Honest Trailer Treatment
1	1 Vote	Clown Club Unhappy With American Advertising Is Summed Up by This Fantastic Couple. This Is His Surprising Answer
1	1 Vote	Watch 800 Wooden Balls Shape-Shift Into a Real Trip
1	1 Vote	Chilling Video of Birds Dancing in the World. This Will Trigger Massive Cravings
1	1 Vote	18 Creative Teens Whose "Promposals" Will Make You Smarter

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