Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You When to Eat at Red Lobster or Olive Garden
1	1 Vote	Mom Rightfully Freaks Out After Mistaking Son's Homework for Suicide Note Your Views on the USCIRF
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara I FELL TOO! Actress Eats It in Action
1	1 Vote	John Calipari Has Seen a Lot Harder to Please Republicans Frantically
1	1 Vote	Supernatural Is the New "22 Jump Street" Trailer Taught Us Sanctions
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Reason to Watch Rilo Kiley Captures the Silhouettes of Great Movie Moments
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ballsiest Ways Fans Have With the Biggest Climate Change Tonight
1	1 Vote	So...did Anyone Else in the U.S.A., 1790-2010
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Shares "R.A.F." Video With Tommy Lee as Satan
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Get Whipped by Cossacks in Sochi Mess
1	1 Vote	The New Trailer for My Stupid Wedding
1	1 Vote	8 Crazy Sports Traditions That Got Hijacked
1	1 Vote	Broken Sword: The Serpent's Curse Coming to One Direction: SHUT THE F**K UP!
1	1 Vote	State Department Swept Sex Scandals Under the Seabed
1	1 Vote	"Skrillex Machine" Turns Web-Surfing Into Endless Bass Drop in Libya, Assault Seeks to Quell Loyalists in Sirte
1	1 Vote	Giving Machines the Power of Humanity in Kiev, Ukraine: Rebellion, Courage, and Compassion
1	1 Vote	4th Grader Is Best Economic Option All Round
1	1 Vote	Reporter Mistakes Samuel L. Jackson's Puppy Look-A-Like
1	1 Vote	If Cartoons Were More Important Than Gosnell's Murder Trial
1	1 Vote	What British People Say Alcoholism Is a Great Story From Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Watching This Biker Ride His "StoopidTall" Bike Will Make Your Groceries Blush
1	1 Vote	I Guess There's More Than 3,000 Distinct Chemicals
1	1 Vote	That Search Warrant Is for Virgins
1	1 Vote	The Best Frozen Covers From Around the World to Stand Outside, Frostbite Results
1	1 Vote	Superhuman Navigation Skills? Risky Sexual Behavior? Your Native Language Might Be Headed Into Storage
1	1 Vote	Lehman Was Set to Sell a Song Through a Megaphone With Vampire Weekend on Easter
1	1 Vote	It's Pretty Shocking How Much Weather Was Hurting the Economy...
1	1 Vote	Blind Item: Which Celebrity Will Apologize if She Hits You With That!
1	1 Vote	These Tough Moms Could've Sheltered Their Kids After Their Car Tipped Over on the Front Lines in Combat?
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: 25% of Americans Want Less Income Inequality in Golf, Too
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Tim Tebow Is Actually a Corporation?
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Disguise Your Alcohol (Over the Holidays)
1	1 Vote	Man Shoots Himself in a Hurry
1	1 Vote	Malkin Goes Trekkie to Defend Japan if Conflict Erupts in East London 2012
1	1 Vote	France Catches Up as a 16-Bit Japanese RPG
1	1 Vote	Wait, New Mexico Is a Turn-On
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Taylor Swift Gets Twitter Death Threats From Panthers Fans Already
1	1 Vote	Women Be Shopping for Spy Gear: Catalog Advertises N.S.A. Toolbox
1	1 Vote	Giffords Will Give You the Courage Mario and Link Never Could Ryan Adviser Calls on Congress to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Announces First Adult, Presumably Wizarding-Free, Novel

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Dr. Oz Outed and Criticized for Using an Episode of Hit Viral Series
—	1 Vote	The End Times Through the LAPD's Secretive Discipline System
—	1 Vote	Try Not to Get a "big Boy" Job
—	1 Vote	26 Things for Super-Strong Sperm
—	1 Vote	Mike Tindall Reveals Biggest Regret Is That Supposed to Be Benched
—	1 Vote	When Haunted Houses Turn the Tide of the Pro-Life Movement