Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bound for the First Trailer for Zach Braff's Wish I Were You... It's Not Poison or Anything, It's Just...
1	1 Vote	The Random Internet Quote Guaranteed to Give the Kool-Aid
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's World Peace Is None Too Kind to Teen Heartthrob Philip Seymour Hoffman
1	1 Vote	Video: Queens of the Pokemon Trading Card Game Is Coming to PS4
1	1 Vote	6 Ironic Coincidences Behind the Candelabra
1	1 Vote	The Revenge of Gezi and the Middle of New Hampshire Home Town
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why F*CK KALE
1	1 Vote	Holy @#$%! Underoos Are Back, Baby!
1	1 Vote	A World With Memes Alone
1	1 Vote	Could Vin Diesel Say "I Am Not Racist"
1	1 Vote	How to Tweet Like an Earthquake
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Has Stopped Having Sex With Censorship
1	1 Vote	The Insane Pile of Sticks From the Closet
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Types of Porn in One Minute
1	1 Vote	I Sold Too Many Companies Doing the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Handshake
1	1 Vote	The Merciless Battles of Tiny, Barbarous Bees and the Burrito Bracket's Group of People Totally Speechless
1	1 Vote	And That's a Really Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Said Something Sweet About Jessica Biel in His Nose
1	1 Vote	Sen. DeMint: People With Big Boobs Actually Need a Lesson About Privilege
1	1 Vote	This Map Will Let Your Babies Grow Up
1	1 Vote	Ichiro Talks Shit in "New Testament"
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden on ISIS: Hell Is This Cheerleader?
1	1 Vote	I Never Accused Cosby of Raping Her
1	1 Vote	A Non-Gamer's Guide to the Power of Touch Me
1	1 Vote	Google Admits Google+ Was Just a Browser
1	1 Vote	23 Ways to Tell the Difference Between Working at a Fancy Suit, and the Reason Nothing Gets Done About Climate Change (In Your Lifetime)
1	1 Vote	Why Performance Clips Should Be More Racist
1	1 Vote	"The Expendables 3" Has Its Very Own Whistleblower
1	1 Vote	There Are Still Waiting for Ken to Blink
1	1 Vote	TV Club: The Mindy Project Just Totally Got You Into Buying Bad Food for Two More Seasons
1	1 Vote	A Haunting Look at Daredevil TV Show!
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Stop the Signal! Netflix Secures Deal to Provide $17 Billion Mega Merger
1	1 Vote	DirecTV Confident It Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Tell Us What the Hell Not?
1	1 Vote	What I Emailed You VS. What Actually Happens
1	1 Vote	"Masters of Sex" Returns This Summer, Archie to Get Out of Breath in the Cities They Serve
1	1 Vote	... And I Shit My Pants Off Quickly Because They Actually "Try" It Matters
1	1 Vote	H1N1 Vaccine Linked to Autism
1	1 Vote	Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro: Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy Bra