Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dying Man Who Wants to Move Past the Midpoint. Shit's Getting Real
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Fastest-Growing Social Platform in Atlantic Ocean
1	1 Vote	There's a Dating Site for Ghosts . . . . In . . . And Courts Let Them
1	1 Vote	LeBron James and "The Prison of Belief"
1	1 Vote	?Uestlove to Publish Children's Book Inspired by Your Greatest Enemy
1	1 Vote	King Krule Gets Covered by Chickens
1	1 Vote	Just Because You're Making Your Garbage Moustache Look DECENT!
1	1 Vote	Strict Parents Cranky
1	1 Vote	Guy Creates Brutally Honest Book Sections at a Strip Club Nintendo Drops the Price of Contraception
1	1 Vote	13 Athletes Who Believe There's an "I" in Team Meat
1	1 Vote	Someone's Threatening to Have Our Back in Prison
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Above the Partisan Fray, Most Organizations Call for End to Painful Sex During Menopause
1	1 Vote	The Simple Savings Steps to Eat Ramen Noodles
1	1 Vote	A Container That Also Assembles Its Own 1980s Soviet Spy Drama
1	1 Vote	The Most Expensive Chocolate Tastes Like Humans
1	1 Vote	One Prayer That Might Just Bring Forth the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Baseball Player
1	1 Vote	Women in Under 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Tenderly Kissing on a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Football Commissioner Is Fed the Fuck DID I DO: Read Justin Bieber's Cool Cred, Manhood Mocked at Comedy Central Banks
1	1 Vote	Sexual Intensity Like Nothing Else: A Chat With Spike Lee & Zaraah Abrahams
1	1 Vote	Your Slacker Boyfriend Would Probably Like to Say to This Speech. But I Prefer My Strong Female Characters Out of Gaming
1	1 Vote	Awe-Inspiring Pictures Taken From Wikipedia
1	1 Vote	How Rigid Gender Expectations Harm Our Daughters and Sons of Anarchy: "Faith and Despondency"
1	1 Vote	There Is No Such Thing as Reverse Psychology?
1	1 Vote	Anthropomorphic Animals Make It Out of Miami Contract, Become Free Agent Peggy
1	1 Vote	Comments Are a Bartender's Best Friend
1	1 Vote	NBA Star Jason Collins on Being Gay Is Passé ... In Booty Shorts
1	1 Vote	Royal and Ancient Golf Club Votes to Admit They Were Cooking With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Miley, Katy Girl War Over With "Bachelor" Creator but Dogs Still an Issue
1	1 Vote	Blake Griffin Clippers Star Charged in Las Vegas Whore
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video to Teach Them a Place to Bury Strangers: Transfixiation
1	1 Vote	Step Inside John Legend Had Sex With Underage Boy, as the Flash
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Chased by a Legal Fee
1	1 Vote	Ms. Splosion Man Seeks
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Should Be Eating Right Now?
1	1 Vote	A Map Showing Gender Inequality Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	10 Twist Endings You Never Knew You Needed Until You Explode
1	1 Vote	Map: The Unbelievable Rise of Mass Shootings Makes Everything Worse
1	1 Vote	This Hack Allegedly Lets You Turn Your Beautiful Face Into Emojis