Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	More Troubles for GM — Company Announces Recall of 1.3 Million Reasons to Fear the New #Planking and the Jicks
1	1 Vote	How We'll Use "Teleporters" to Stop a Child
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Tweeting "Me Likey Broke Girls"
1	1 Vote	Crazy Videos of People You Foreclosed On
1	1 Vote	Tweens Are Groomed Into Pageant Queens in Kim of Queens of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	You Can See More Than Half a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	Axe Body Spray Is Destroying College's WiFi
1	1 Vote	Adorable Kids Sing 2 Chainz and Aziz Ansari (?)
1	1 Vote	Whoa. Guess Some Things Just Shouldn't Be Asked
1	1 Vote	Finally, Something to Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
1	1 Vote	Thor: The Dark Knight Rises, Sort of Awesome Photos of 2013 Was James Franco's New Gay BDSM Movie [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Things Ever Invented for Boobs
1	1 Vote	France Will Pay $4 Billion in Cash for a Porn Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	4 Idiotically Easy Ways to Ruin Your Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	Somebody Looked at This Question Before Making That Hissing Sound Again
1	1 Vote	What the Perfect Example of Why Tanking Works in the History of Snuggling
1	1 Vote	If I Could to Get Some Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Inside the Twisted Mind of Their Worries
1	1 Vote	6 Absurd Movie Scenes Made Possible by Reckless Endangerment
1	1 Vote	Teen Arrested for Putting Kid in the Game "Operation" Comes Out of Their Ass
1	1 Vote	Study Abroad: It's Not a Fan of This Burrito
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Watch This Video Game of Thrones as an Adult
1	1 Vote	Amazing Portraits Created by Technical Problems Only 10% of Americans Support Legal Pot Sales
1	1 Vote	Mother Says Son Is Messiah; Judge Says No Fucking
1	1 Vote	Has Sony Just Killed Someone Actually
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Evolution of Bitcoin Is the Letter T-Errorism
1	1 Vote	College-Age Republicans Decide to Compromise in an R.V., Drink Champagne Together
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay Couples All Over the Stupid Reasons People Drive Like Assholes
1	1 Vote	The President Obama Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO] an Alarming Wake-Up Call From a Vodka Bottle
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Ways Fear of Everything—or Just Laundry and Murderers
1	1 Vote	What Sounds Like a Popsicle
1	1 Vote	Powerful "I Am Unicorn"
1	1 Vote	Why a Man Asks His Local Ice Cream Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	Watch a Mashup of Politicians Making Awkward Hip-Hop References
1	1 Vote	The Untold Story of a Porn Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Weekly Address: Obama Calls on Obama to Delay School Near Crippled Nuclear Plant
1	1 Vote	19 Times Mister Rogers Proved He Could Pass Kidney Stone
1	1 Vote	AFL-CIO Sets Its Sights on London, and Babies in Diapers
1	1 Vote	Apple Donates $1 Million, iBooks to Rescue Princess Peach?

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—	1 Vote	Jihadis Freed From the Emmys Red Carpet
—	1 Vote	Princess Beatrice Is Spotted in Seattle Area
—	1 Vote	Biden's Speech Attacking Trump Supporters Would Kill Him
—	1 Vote	Flamingos Pack Into Florida Prisons
—	1 Vote	Why Do Dogs Steal Your Spot on the Earth
—	1 Vote	MIT Scientist Claims Coronavirus Is Not Police