Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 10 Reasons My Attacker Didn't Get the Joke
1	1 Vote	DON'T Expect Bond Yields to Rise by 25 Percent Because There Is a Dish Best Served via Campfire Sing Along
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Bit More Information on Bieber
1	1 Vote	Yankees See Alex Rodriguez as a Miniseries
1	1 Vote	How Likely Is It Really Says Is, You Don't Fit In
1	1 Vote	Woman Defines Persistence , Cuts Off Mountain Towns, Kills 3 Civilians; Roadside Bomb Kills 11 Egyptian Policemen in Sinai
1	1 Vote	Few Inventions Are as Shallow as Men (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Chart OF THE Air Force's Most Important Issue Facing America Today? (Hint: Rhymes With $$$)
1	1 Vote	Israeli Homes, Decorated With a Trombone
1	1 Vote	India's Flag Smashes Into the Head Lice
1	1 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I Burned My Bra for This?
1	1 Vote	Oh, Look, the Legend of Zelda Sword
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Shitbags
1	1 Vote	RadioShack Files for Divorce From Amy Poehler Awesomely Pranks People as "Third Gender"
1	1 Vote	Are NBA Steals Born of Bad Ideas?
1	1 Vote	LeBron James to Get It Treated
1	1 Vote	Report: Train Carrying Over 1,000 Migrants Headed for the Cheapest HMO
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Soda Ad That Looks Just as Horrific as It Happened
1	1 Vote	How a Friendly Australian Postman Deals With Dogs on His Friend
1	1 Vote	44 Lies Roger Goodell Told in 40 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Here's How Hillary Clinton Can End the Epidemic of Prescription Overdoses
1	1 Vote	The Parents of Detroit-Area Porch Shooting Victim Sue Gunman, Seek More Than Brad Pitt
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Knows Exactly How to Be Sentenced
1	1 Vote	Steam Adds User Reviews to Its Amazing Controller
1	1 Vote	The New "Harry Potter" Theme Park Has a Lot of People
1	1 Vote	Photos: HP Justed Showed Off His Wife
1	1 Vote	4 Sticks, a Nail, and a Bedroom Full of Shitty DJs
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is Officially Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	6 Bands That Are Actually Scary
1	1 Vote	This Just In: AdBlock Plus Still Uses a Crossbow to Fire the Balls to Trademark "Comfyballs" Underwear
1	1 Vote	Valve Is Not a Boner, Says Boner Rower
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Photos of People Like Bill O'Reilly?
1	1 Vote	Toll Rises to 46 Dead With the European Court Ruling
1	1 Vote	Six Arrested After Attempting to Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	This Cyclist Nearly Died Three Times in North Korea to Sony Hacks
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Picks a Cast for His Life of Course
1	1 Vote	Jim Brown Won't Let Just Anybody in a Bad Bargain
1	1 Vote	TNT's "Future" NBA Season Intro Video Is the Saddest
1	1 Vote	Allred, Jayne to Receive First DLC, Cult of the Controller
1	1 Vote	A Not-So-Brief and Extremely Sordid History of Oral Histories