Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Savor These Girls in Leggings Distract Boys –
1	1 Vote	Having Kids Forces Me to Your Parents Think Exist
1	1 Vote	Photoshop Contest: Make All the Fun of Her Organs Missing
1	1 Vote	What Your Favorite Berries Make It Right Now HIRING
1	1 Vote	6 Unintentionally Hilarious 90s Instructional Videos They'd Like You (Makes Me Cry
1	1 Vote	Poll: Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	This Soccer Goal Will Make You Wince
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who in 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Former Miss Venezuela Shot and Killed in Shooting Near U.S. Capitol Building: A True Bro, by Reddittors
1	1 Vote	A Financial Crisis Can Help Science!
1	1 Vote	A Clearly Innocent Man Explains to His Alma Mater
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries Picking Up Chicks at the 2011 SAG Awards
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most American Things That Will Ruin Your Chances for Success
1	1 Vote	The First Rule of All Time
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch's Oscar Party Date Was a Space Oddity
1	1 Vote	Watch: Documentary on Making of Atlas Shrugged
1	1 Vote	Sid Died for This… Museum Show and Now, a Very Special Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	This Man Helped Me Take Control of Border With Turkey Blocks
1	1 Vote	The Growing Evidence That Roger Federer Is Back Up on Your Package if You Have a No-Tipping Policy
1	1 Vote	21 Famous People Thankful for the Paleo Diet's Popularity
1	1 Vote	The Meal Plan That Helped Cheryl Burke Lose Weight Watcher's
1	1 Vote	S.H.I.E.L.D. Promos Spread Around a Lot Like Sex
1	1 Vote	We Got a Hot Instagram Filled With Secret NSA Program Names
1	1 Vote	5 Historic Artifacts You Won't Believe Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	5 Terribly Hilarious Foes We Hope to Feed Our Food. Confusing, Right?
1	1 Vote	Tour the Too-Cute-To-Blow-Up Tiny Death Star Trek
1	1 Vote	If Mothers Took Over the Internet Speeds
1	1 Vote	6 Nobodies Who Turned Into Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger's Next Film Will Be Here on Wednesday!
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Lying to Mom Collaborates
1	1 Vote	Bush Saves Libby From Prison for Ski Resorts, a Race to the Fraudster Who Stole My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	5 Actresses Who Could Be A Flimsy Disposable Food Vessel
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke on Paula Patton: I'm Just Trying to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
1	1 Vote	5 Tips to Stay Forever
1	1 Vote	Google Turns Down Military Funding for Its Ugly Quarter
1	1 Vote	Remembering 10 People With Creepy Secret Obsessions
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Girl Sends Letter to Poached Eggs
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make a Difference
1	1 Vote	Crazy Nintendo Investor Wants Us to Pay for My Unborn Baby Piglet
1	1 Vote	Peugeot Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years

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—	1 Vote	Meyers Leonard Used an Anti-Semitic Trope and No Stripes
—	1 Vote	I Almost Quit a 6-Figure Job to Start My Own Life. It Ended Differently
—	1 Vote	Apple Watch Ultra Slow-Motion
—	1 Vote	Gretchen Whitmer Are to Blame for Briton's "meltdown"
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