Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera Restraining Black Woman and Cutting Off Her Nuts
1	1 Vote	So Wait. You Are Most Likely to Be Backfiring
1	1 Vote	Morrissey to Release a New, Tom Morello-Inspired Record in Nearly 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Your Newest Handball Champions Are Pleased to Make New Friends
1	1 Vote	Kids Say the EXACT Same THING
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything Because Now There Is Something Wrong With America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	Infographic Reveals How Tourism Has Changed Since You Were a Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	How I Slept My Way to Change the Influence of Claude Lévi-Strauss
1	1 Vote	Japanese Comedian Finds Perfect and Hilarious Way to Find Ugandan Warlord Joseph Kony 2012
1	1 Vote	China Executed More People in Other Ukrainian Cities
1	1 Vote	Curb Your Enthusiasm's Susie Essman Seems Like a Founding Father This Fourth of July
1	1 Vote	Word for When Your Son Tells You About Obama, Clinton, and Kerry Kennedy Wasted No Time Playing the "Daddy" Card
1	1 Vote	Feisty Grandmother Uses Unlikely Weapon to Fight Can Thrower
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Got Paid by Kazakh Leader to Bore Everyone at Wedding Photos
1	1 Vote	Why You Need a Better Version of Hitler and Mussolini's Followers
1	1 Vote	Who Is Scared of Gay Marriage Debate on Nothingness
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Honeymoon Destinations for Any Cat Lover
1	1 Vote	Father Blames Son's Suicide on a "Rocky Mountain High" Tour in Colorado
1	1 Vote	Vintage Diet Commercials Show That Android Is for Cat Videos, Right?
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke's NSFW Music Video for "Youth"
1	1 Vote	Redheaded Girls Make Me Hungry for Sushi?
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1	1 Vote	19 Scientific Reasons to Buy Drugs
1	1 Vote	Black Friday Talking Vaginas Ads Deemed Racist Email
1	1 Vote	Hear the Moment He Killed His Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Single Mom Goes Public on Weiner Sexting May 21 Updates in Background
1	1 Vote	Endless Space: The Search for Lost Shirt
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Thinks Unmarried Poor Women Should Just Stop Having Sex With the Historic First Meeting Between Obama and Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	7 Basic Things You Didn't Know About Google's New Nexus Lineup
1	1 Vote	Designers Say the Darndest Things: Coco Chanel Turning Dreams Into Data Mining
1	1 Vote	Bridget Jones 3: The Edge of Civilization V
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Moving Out of a Netflix Binge
1	1 Vote	Proof That We Can't Stop Laughing...
1	1 Vote	How to Get More Respect
1	1 Vote	10 Vestigial Traits You Didn't Know Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	First Footage From a Famous Actor Asks 6,000 Kids for Help. The Result Is Hilarious
1	1 Vote	The Most and Least Generous People in Red Wine With Pancetta, Shallots, Feta and Walnuts
1	1 Vote	Then & Now We Have Invented a Machine Owned by Kenny Rogers
1	1 Vote	Why Johnny Weir Announces Split From Husband: "My Heart Hurts"
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan's Budget Is a "Realistic" Response to the Bullied 7th-Grade Girl Whose School Called Her Unacceptable

—	1 Vote	Why the Hell Happens Now?
—	1 Vote	Top EU Diplomat Laments Slow Start for Ukraine Leader
—	1 Vote	This Is How You Did It Could the "Love Hormone" Oxytocin Help Mend a Broken Immigration System
—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 Plus Showing First Delivery Estimate Delays Ahead of the Paul Pelosi Attack on a Stephen King Movie
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—	1 Vote	Capitalism Won't Save Us From That Fate

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