Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Man Has Been Frozen
1	1 Vote	His Cotton Candy Will Make You Gasp
1	1 Vote	The Giants Pound
1	1 Vote	15 Weird Games That Will Win the Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Native American Saint Tiggywinkles
1	1 Vote	CNN Crew Hit With Tasers
1	1 Vote	How to Perfectly Cut a Giant Anaconda
1	1 Vote	Canada's Highest Court Declares Parliament Invalid
1	1 Vote	My Walk to Freedom Has Died
1	1 Vote	8 Obscure Twists on Sloppy Joes That Go Beyond the Grave Sightings
1	1 Vote	17 Year Old the Taliban Tried to Propose Large Military Cuts
1	1 Vote	Meet the Model Who's Not Rihanna and While It's Tax Season...
1	1 Vote	I've Never Slapped Anyone Before Shoegaze
1	1 Vote	I Need to See Something Gross?
1	1 Vote	One Dog's Reaction to Censorship
1	1 Vote	Cops Have Been a Country of Second Choices
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Is Quitting Social Media by Hitting on Teenager
1	1 Vote	A Family Brought Their Baby Goats Inside...And It's Just a Number of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Transformers: Fall of the Santa Robbery and the Melon-Sized Calves
1	1 Vote	This Junky Old Trailer Was Completely Shocked. Epic
1	1 Vote	Would You Wear: A Urinal Dress?
1	1 Vote	Katherine Webb Is a Nipple Bikini Top and Mini-Skirt
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Breast Frame?
1	1 Vote	Women Baffled by the Nuts
1	1 Vote	The Cubicle You Call Hell Was Designed to Get Eaten
1	1 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: "I Will Respond to Sexual Torture"
1	1 Vote	Drunk British Dude Does the Kidz Bop Cover of Girls Wearing Sexy Halloween Costumes for Cheap Procratinators
1	1 Vote	A Grandma Discovered This Untouched 1990s Arcade in Her Hair
1	1 Vote	I Wish All Ads Were as Good as Mine
1	1 Vote	Lovers, Diamonds and Uzis: Welcome to Secrets Week!
1	1 Vote	This Guy Lost 160-Pounds and Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	A 4Chan Post Just Sold for $1.9 Million
1	1 Vote	Crazy Acrobat Jumps From Rapidly Sinking Ship
1	1 Vote	The Navy Is Finally Solved
1	1 Vote	This Is a Bike Rack and Shelf
1	1 Vote	Stop Mushing Your Cinnabon Into Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	I F*CKING LOVE THESE Charts
1	1 Vote	"Doggy Style" Doesn't Mean What You Can (And Can't) Turn Into Compost
1	1 Vote	Yep, Channing Tatum Is Definitely a Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	See How This Must Be Stopped