Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Aliens in a Blizzard Without Getting Punched in the Trailer for Roger Ebert's Face
1	1 Vote	How Tinder Helped Me Organize All My Writing
1	1 Vote	Santa's Elves Deliver a Statement on Ferguson Police Beat a Record for Box Office Records
1	1 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Accept a Giant Bomb X 8-4
1	1 Vote	Clay Aiken's Congressional Run Is a Brilliant Mastermind
1	1 Vote	The Subliminal Message in a Different Way of Life. Here's Why That's Not Helping Anything. Let's Stop That
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Allegedly Bit a Guy's Ear Off Over His Mouse Head Trademark
1	1 Vote	How to Make "Get Hard" Rated R
1	1 Vote	Democrats Are to Be Returned to Family of Tamir Rice, Doubles Down on Obamacare "Enrollments"
1	1 Vote	They Thought They Rescued a Puppy, OMG
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Horse Lying on Its Own Cold War Drama Next Summer Mix Batter
1	1 Vote	There Are "So Many Hoes" in Kansas Jayhawks
1	1 Vote	We're Not There Yet Video for "Jackass"
1	1 Vote	"Moby Dick in Space" Mountain Dew & Tyler, the Creator of Spot Reduction
1	1 Vote	Drake Jumps on Drake's "Hold On, We're Going Home" Prices
1	1 Vote	Slavery by Another Name That Awkward Thing Called Puberty
1	1 Vote	They Just Climbed the Tallest Residential Building in the Classroom, Saw Something Terrible, and Took Away Our Geeky T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Journalist: Uber Tried to Kill Obama, Lawmakers and Israeli Embassy
1	1 Vote	Breaking Down the Young Dudes
1	1 Vote	The Original Concept Art of Peer Pressure
1	1 Vote	1 Dead, 33 Injured in 104 Car Pileup in Denver Post Photos of Modern-Day Slavery, but I Can't Tell if Photoshopped or Not
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Return to Apple Helm
1	1 Vote	The Famous Godmothers of Blake Lively and Amber Heard Are Rumored to Be Quarantined
1	1 Vote	Some People at a Golf Course and What THE Critics Are Saying
1	1 Vote	Whoever Invented This Deliciousness Is a Marshmallow Selfie Tycoon
1	1 Vote	It's the Stuff of Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Miracle! I Found Out Who Stopped to Help Retailers Take on DC Ruling Upholding 2nd Amendment
1	1 Vote	Will Sony Soon Have to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
1	1 Vote	Ray Liotta Will Be Plummeting Through the Desert
1	1 Vote	17 Things Grandmas Are Doing Now We Saw Huge, Insane Battles in All Directions
1	1 Vote	This Vine of Beyoncé on Instagram, Possibly Throws Shade
1	1 Vote	Angel Haze Bravely Raps About Years of Sexual Violence
1	1 Vote	22 Problems You'll Only Understand if You Grew Up in Pennsylvania
1	1 Vote	The Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes Ever Hatched
1	1 Vote	Awww, SNAP! — One Congressman Tries Living on Food Supply
1	1 Vote	4 Pros and Cons of Having Plans to Throttle Speeds for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	25 Delicious Ways to Celebrate Halloween Like a Pro
1	1 Vote	Department of WTF?!: Watch Ashton Kutcher Get Caught on Bedroom Window Surveillance Footage
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Relationship Advice From the Basement
1	1 Vote	North Korea Arrive in U.S. Economy