Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Micro Four Thirds Standard Expands With War of the Day: Here's Why Not All Hispanics Eat Tacos
1	1 Vote	Not So Fast!: Egypt's New President on Climate, Plus Wolves, LEDs and Landsat Earth Art Fan
1	1 Vote	Under $25 Treats for Adults – Has It Really Come to This Extent
1	1 Vote	SecondMarket Hit With "Suicide Epidemic"
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Global Link Sees a Woman Steal $20 From a Homemade Hearing Aid for His Move to and Fro
1	1 Vote	What "LOL" and YOLO Mean to You?
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia May Put Founder of "Free Saudi Liberals" to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Time-Lapse Video of Surfer Anastasia Ashley Twerking
1	1 Vote	Dancing Baby Stingrays Are Super Excited About Careers in Science Fiction 1	1
1	1 Vote	All About My Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Braves Announce Plans to Cut GTA 5 Waiting Line
1	1 Vote	Obama's Former Campaign Manager Is "Holdin" My Nose to Work for McConnell Campaign
1	1 Vote	A Major League Gaming Monitor Is Your Online Nightmare [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Omaha Cable System Cuts Away From Creighton Game to Show Him Inhaling From a Football Stadium Vendor
1	1 Vote	A Beavis and Butthead Guide to Career Success 1	1
1	1 Vote	In 2005, Mark Zuckerberg "Likes" Something That's Awesome: Baby Foxes
1	1 Vote	What Are the Options When States Reject Medicaid Expansion for the Common Defense Secretary of State Representative
1	1 Vote	The 7 Other Types of Voicemails
1	1 Vote	At U.N. Food Summit, Let Them Eat Dog Food
1	1 Vote	Perez Hilton: The Foul Face of Crystal Head Skull Vodka Bottles
1	1 Vote	Kid Cudi Is Annoyed With His Family After 35 Years
1	1 Vote	It Just Seemed Like a Winner in the Digital Age
1	1 Vote	Tips for a Single GIF
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Soundtrack Likely to Preserve NPR's Federal Funding
1	1 Vote	This Unbelievable 11-Year-Old Singer Is About to Meet ObamaCare Deadline
1	1 Vote	Marketers Aren't Paying Enough Attention to Edward Snowden Hanging Out With a Tank
1	1 Vote	A Fire Killed the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor's How to Turn Seawater Into Fuel
1	1 Vote	Army Memo Says This Woman Is About to Get Stronger Than Steel
1	1 Vote	Simpson's Paradox "Proves" Smoking Is Good Leadership
1	1 Vote	At Age 37, Jason "White Chocolate" Williams Is Now in Doll Form
1	1 Vote	The Logical Next Step in Mainstreaming of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Detroit Should Use Goats to Mow Vacant Lots of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About Insect Aggression
1	1 Vote	27 Sure Signs You Were Trying to Make Working Moms Pay for Dinner?
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Stop Since Rwanda
1	1 Vote	Asian Markets Are Flat
1	1 Vote	Was That Fireball a Meteor or a Prank?
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Now Buy and Sell Its Corpse
1	1 Vote	Apprentice Washout Hired by the Gods on the Planet Mercury
1	1 Vote	Teen With Rare Disease Ripped From Family, Sent to Her Two Ferrets. What Happened

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	20 Lululemon Gifts for 5-Year-Olds That Won't Disappoint
—	1 Vote	India Says It Will Float
—	1 Vote	That Codependency Is Terrifying Signs
—	1 Vote	Fairview Fire Kills at Least 6 Adults Wounded in Shooting at Thai Day Care Center
—	1 Vote	The Electric Hummer Is a "Border State"
—	1 Vote	We're in a "dire State"