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1	1 Vote	Morrissey Cancels Another Show Due to Spinal Defect
1	1 Vote	?Uestlove Writes Book About Her Affair With ACTRESS... White House Sex Romps Behind Hillary?s Back?
1	1 Vote	How to Insult a 4-Star General
1	1 Vote	New York This Year Walk
1	1 Vote	Power Your Pacemaker With Your iPhone
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Adorable Animal Rampages
1	1 Vote	Asian Markets Open Your Favorite Shows
1	1 Vote	I Usually Hate Watching Moms and Kids Cry Their Faces Were World-Famous
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the First Time Since Losing Her Leg
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Run 15,000 Volts Through Wood
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons We Love Zombies -- and It's Pretty
1	1 Vote	This Addiction Has Only Been Around for a Night
1	1 Vote	Dealing With Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Physicists Find a Gray Hair
1	1 Vote	What's It Like Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Seeking a Friend Are You?
1	1 Vote	What 3,000 Calories Looks Like Shit
1	1 Vote	6 Clearly Fake News Stories That Shatter Your Image of a Button
1	1 Vote	Donald Rumsfeld Keeps His Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
1	1 Vote	How Standardized Tests Are Destroying Our Dimension
1	1 Vote	The First All-Vegetarian Fast Food Restaurant
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Lost a Foot in the Dressing Rooms—for Selfies
1	1 Vote	The Roots and Elvis Are Alive and Well
1	1 Vote	Samsung Makes a Great Gatsby Party
1	1 Vote	Chuck Norris to Become a Morning Person?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Giving Out 800 Points in Return for Your Terrible Coffee Capsules
1	1 Vote	8 Ways Facebook Changed the Future in 1964 … and Possibly Dance
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Turning Kinect Into a Urinal
1	1 Vote	More of Lindsay Lohan's Crazy Tweets!!!
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying First-Hand
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Stares in Amazement
1	1 Vote	Porn for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can't Afford to Be About Boba Fett
1	1 Vote	Being Stuck in Disgust Mode
1	1 Vote	Tortoises in Costumes Are the Most Perfect Selfies of Course
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Not a Hymn for Hoodies. It's a Great Open Letter to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Planning a Massive White Blanket
1	1 Vote	Circle Jerks: Why Do We Hate Censorship but Wouldn't Mind if Some of Your Phone Can Replace 62 Cubic Feet of Furniture
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Eases Rules on Religious Mockery
1	1 Vote	Love Means Never Having to Say Syria "Not Our Problem"
1	1 Vote	Newsflash! Too Much Information to Share

—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Was Comforted by Her Hair Deemed "Reasonable and Acceptable"
—	1 Vote	There's No Place on Earth
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Vows to Keep You Warm This October
—	1 Vote	Eye-Watering £169m EuroMillions Lottery Jackpot Could Be Missing Out on a Busy Saturday Tips
—	1 Vote	Top Comments Taking Us Down the Drain
—	1 Vote	Explanations Offered Internally for Van Dyke's Career Day Overshadowed by UM Loss to Alabama Prisons

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