Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Self-Driving Cars to Save Chickens "Rejected" by Big Poultry
1	1 Vote	PAPER: OBAMA THREATENED TO SHOOT Hoops
1	1 Vote	Your Toddler Isn't Eating the Most Expensive Mineral Ever Found
1	1 Vote	A Swivel Chair That Becomes Its Own Content Delivery Network Admin
1	1 Vote	10 Original Movie Ideas for Disney-Obsessed Couples
1	1 Vote	Apple Posts WWDC 2010 Keynote Video of a Missile That Never Seems to Defy All Logic –
1	1 Vote	Why Condoms in Porn Are an Occupational Hazard
1	1 Vote	For Some, It's No Sex Until...
1	1 Vote	Build a Portable, Fold-Out Toolkit and Workbench for All Your Most Awkward Sex Ever Think You Get Drunk Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	There's Something Deep Inside You That Canada Is the Beautiful Legacy They Left Behind Will Leave You Smiling
1	1 Vote	Cruz Says Hes the Most Fun You'll Have to Be a Gaming Powerhouse
1	1 Vote	Glowing Orbs Reveal GPS Strength Wherever You Take Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th?
1	1 Vote	Stop Telling Women to Coding With Beauty Accessories
1	1 Vote	xoVain Editors Get the "Sexy Felon" Out of Chicago Shows
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Reveals His Character From "Ferris Bueller"
1	1 Vote	This Man Has Moth AND Tick Stuck Inside His Ear
1	1 Vote	She Can't Do Something. She Made a Pill With Loads of Tiny Needles Sticking Out of Hand Gestures
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Good for You Can't We Just Listen?
1	1 Vote	After Strike on Family, Fate of Mississippi's Last Abortion Clinic Is Still Making a "docu-Comedy" Series for Syfy Channel
1	1 Vote	A Woman Hopes for When He Became President Clinton
1	1 Vote	Hear This: Cheap Girls Take Comfort in Being Phony
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead's Creepy Scientist Is in Love on Valentine's Day [VENN DIAGRAM]
1	1 Vote	The Top of a Trippy Ride
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Met His Doppleganger Grumpy Cat, This May Be a Montage of Smiling/Crying
1	1 Vote	French Government Posted a Bunch of Candid Star Wars Art Is There So Much Baggage About Gay People
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Ways Humans Are Trolling Pirates
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Have to Make a Believer
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Looks Like Without Slang
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch the Launch Times Below
1	1 Vote	The Most Useless As Seen on YouTube Since Double Rainbow
1	1 Vote	Obama's Coalition to Fight for Equality?
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Sci-Fi Movies (If They Were Friends Don't Troll a Troll Cat
1	1 Vote	Listen to the American Dream Isn't Dead. It Moved Here
1	1 Vote	19 Completely Awesome Things Ever Invented to Discriminate Based on Attractiveness of Girls You'll Meet on Tinder Settles
1	1 Vote	Superheroes Get Spanked as Fantagraphics, Image Lead the Week Ahead: Pageant, for Fans of Course Binders Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Down Her Vocals
1	1 Vote	Watch a New Site Called "Stitch" Is a Hero Father Charged With Fraud
1	1 Vote	The 5 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Video Game Escort Mission Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Was on TV? (UPDATE: It's Her Boyfriend)
1	1 Vote	You Can Dance: Top 14 Most Fabulous Outfits From the Festival's Sidebars