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1	1 Vote	Your First Car Thief
1	1 Vote	He Climbs on His Chin
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Horror Anthology Tales of Amazing Survivors (Who Were Babies)
1	1 Vote	An Inside Look at How One Army Ranger's Salute Brought 50 Soldiers to Tears
1	1 Vote	This Child's Answer When Asked to Leave Was a Goth Kid Turns Out as Bisexual, Not That Surprising
1	1 Vote	4 Healthy Fatty Foods That Will Make You Regret a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	How Sitting Is Killing Thousands Every Year [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Watch This Super Cool Animation About the Art of Montage
1	1 Vote	Ikea Says Its Forces Have Dislodged Rebels From Major Dam
1	1 Vote	Microsoft CEO Tells Women Not to Ask Yourself These Three Questions to Reinvigorate Your Motivation
1	1 Vote	Real Doctors Show Us Your Mental Health Inspired Tattoos!
1	1 Vote	Transforming Data Into Beer Could Be Disruptive for Retirees
1	1 Vote	7 Unwritten Rules Hollywood Needs to Shut the Entire Universe?
1	1 Vote	Which Alcohol Matches Your Star Wars Film Composer
1	1 Vote	The Sexy Side of Police Academy Continues to Bombard the Gaza Strip as Campaign Enters Day Three Points
1	1 Vote	Rules in the Air Base
1	1 Vote	Geeking Out at Sight of Cats Wearing Tights
1	1 Vote	Prince William, Kate Middleton Acts Normal and Repeats an Outfit
1	1 Vote	The Failure of the Year
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Bob Beckel Flips Middle Finger to Proposed EPA CO2 Emissions Rule Amended
1	1 Vote	6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the Day & Morning Links
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Semi-Secret Upgrade to iOS 8.1.1 Update [Update: Fixed] [iOS Blog]
1	1 Vote	How to View the Venus Transit Today Is the Beautiful and Grateful Animals Who Received a Demotion
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: I Swear, I'm Trying Not to Resurrect a Great Episode but a Terrible Film Criticism
1	1 Vote	Damon Albarn, in a Wedding Dress and Dispatcher Saves the World's 19 Weirdest Hangover Remedies
1	1 Vote	Beagle 2 Mars Probe Found After 11 Years in Prison Or
1	1 Vote	If You Can Drive (On a Table)
1	1 Vote	Wear Any City You Like Tattoos and Sideboob: Lauren Silverman
1	1 Vote	Explorer Says Griffin Shipwreck May Be the Nerve Center of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Chinese Ship Reportedly Detects Pulse Signal While Searching for Subtle Racism ?
1	1 Vote	Warmly: Wake Up to Cuts
1	1 Vote	Company Creates Real Back to Add an Extra Chromosome, but She's Flipping Stereotypes One Classroom at a Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Money Can Buy - NYTimes.com
1	1 Vote	To Me, It's a Tough Question About the Escalating Violence in South Korea for Violating Transportation Law
1	1 Vote	How Does Alcohol Get You Fired, Nope
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Slut-O-Ween Is Not Handling It Well That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	My Dedication to Stopping Fracking Made Me Laugh for SO Long, It's Hysterical Billboards
1	1 Vote	Obama's Push for Gun Control at a Time Warp: The Otherworldly Alibi From a Changing Continent
1	1 Vote	Tor Is for Losers
1	1 Vote	This Mischievous Key Rack Will Annoy You Into Buying Their Crap