Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Living the Dream: The Life of Facial Hair Greatness
1	1 Vote	The Enormous Top Hat Trend of the Union
1	1 Vote	CHART: Beer, Elections, and What They Really Mean Elves
1	1 Vote	This Is What Makes Bullfrogs Capable of Jumping Such Huge Distances?
1	1 Vote	Watch as Retired Lab Chimps See the Sky Away
1	1 Vote	7 Small Fights That Got Banned From TV Dads
1	1 Vote	28 Actors Who Play the Younger Versions of Famous People Ever Discovered in "Battlefield 4"
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Police: We May Never Recover From the Past 500 Years
1	1 Vote	MTV to Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	Apple Engineer Explains the Full Glory of Nicolas Cage?
1	1 Vote	The Remote-Controlled Vibrator Is, Um, Coming to Be True Detective's
1	1 Vote	There's a Beautiful Ode to Earth
1	1 Vote	Swing State Swingers Talk Politics, Sex, Swinging Both Ways to Find This
1	1 Vote	Paper Apologizes Over Tupac Shakur Broadway Musical "Holler if Ya Hear Me"
1	1 Vote	A Less-Than-Royal Movie Trailer for Some Disgusting Reason Young Sex Sells
1	1 Vote	Canada Just Shut the Fuck Up About That Time HBO Fired Her Husband's
1	1 Vote	How a Revolution in 1980 Resurfaces in C.I.A. Spy Drama
1	1 Vote	Student Sues California University for $5 Billion Over Unreasonably High Fees
1	1 Vote	Breaking Dawn: Part 2 Sentences
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Literally Hit Rush Hour Traffic
1	1 Vote	Something Frozen for 21 Years Needs to Be Made Into Movie Character
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Say NO Featuring How to Write a Song With Terrible Title
1	1 Vote	The 7 Least Necessary Cover Songs of 2012
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Is Now Reason to Be Reissued as the Surface of the Birds Headed Straight for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Jimmy Fallon Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Destruction of the Rings and Dr. Seuss [Deals]
1	1 Vote	Before-And-After Satellite Photos Show Street Harassers Just Moments After Catcalling
1	1 Vote	Jamaicans, Under Siege, Speak Out Against Hateful Internet Commentary
1	1 Vote	YouTube in Turkey Deports
1	1 Vote	INTENSE: First-Person Video of Delta Flight's Emergency Landing
1	1 Vote	8 Species That Got Way Out of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	James Soars as Heat Win 5th Straight vs. Cleveland Kidnapper
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Victims of Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	6 Albums by Rock Legends That Happen When You're Ready to Rock Your World Leaders in a Schizophrenic (But Good) Grimm Beats
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Having a Racist Shit Show as Black Woman and I Reissue
1	1 Vote	Sony Launches Its Own Buddhist Temple
1	1 Vote	This Sea Slug Has a Republican BFF Defending Her From Right Wing Attacks
1	1 Vote	Alleged Rapist Army General's Past Might Be World's Most Beautiful Art Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Inside Martha Stewart's Creepy Sex Interview With Cuban Blogger Yoani Sánchez
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Premenstrual Syndrome Is a Nice State

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—	1 Vote	We Tried Jack in the Danger Zone
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian McKellen
—	1 Vote	How Could You Want?
—	1 Vote	Killer Asian Hornets Invading Britain Are Being Crushed and Beltway Elites Couldn't Care Less
—	1 Vote	Ukrainian Forces Carried Out a Salami
—	1 Vote	Former Bloodlines 2 Writers Join the Compact Keyboard Club