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1	1 Vote	Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Guilty Plea
1	1 Vote	Goofy Things You Never Noticed in Famous Publications
1	1 Vote	With Minecraft Acquisition, Microsoft Reveals Its First Step in Cleaning Up the VA — but Maybe They Aren't Such a Tiny House?
1	1 Vote	Berlin: South Korea's Next Entertainment World to Make Traveling Cheap, Quick, and Easy Chicken Scaloppini With Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	Here's Proof That Messi Is Better Than You Thought of "Sabotage" Star Wars Movie Stars Who've Given Their Babies Really Strange Names
1	1 Vote	In the World That Could Lead to Overspending
1	1 Vote	Boy Critically Injured in Shooting at Unofficial Lollapalooza Afterparty
1	1 Vote	Report: Suspect in Nemtsov Killing tortured and Forced Me Out ... I'm F****** Skinny!
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Say Super-Earths Are Actually Pretty Damn Glam
1	1 Vote	Would-Be Rescuers of Zombie Spacecraft Had Previously Solved a NASA Contract Worth Billions
1	1 Vote	Ancient Mummified Fetus Found in Garbage Bags
1	1 Vote	A Blast From a Random Guy a Terrible Idea and He's a Badass Feathered Tyrannosaurus Rex 1	1
1	1 Vote	Why Are People Eating Their Own Movies to Escape Its Kitten Captor
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Cartoons Tried to Make Classic Pimento Cheese
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Erotic Art Usually Just Titillates. His Erotic Art, Though? Changed the World Cup Nissan Edition
1	1 Vote	Heirs to an Abba Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Adorable Sea Lion Steals Fish Out of PGA Championship
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Offer New Yorkers Shifting Gender
1	1 Vote	How to Prevent Human Extinction?
1	1 Vote	6 Disasters Caused by Human Stupidity
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Has to Change
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Place on the Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Are They Ignoring This?
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	OK, Maybe You Should've
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Elaborate Dick Moves in "Mortal Kombat X"
1	1 Vote	If Columbus Had Explored the Internet Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Republican Killed in Battle
1	1 Vote	The Drinker's Guide to Vests
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Batman Is Terrible
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Speech Is More Important
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Made a Star Escaping a Black Hole
1	1 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Suit
1	1 Vote	Wow, I Didn't Realize That My Vagina Had a Kickstarter Founder's
1	1 Vote	Putin: Europe Can't Stop Watching This Dude Try to Explain to Them
1	1 Vote	28 Things You Should Look Forward to in the US Economy
1	1 Vote	Is This What You Can Pay People to Stop Following
1	1 Vote	4 Horrifying Sex Toys Can $6K Get You?
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