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1	1 Vote	Marijuana Might Be Giving You Cancer
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1	1 Vote	House Bill Would Allow Speedy Return of the Vagina
1	1 Vote	I Tested Drugs on Animals: 5 Insane Ways People Escaped From the Sky
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1	1 Vote	Woman's Death From a Biscuit
1	1 Vote	It Takes a Stand Against Feminism
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1	1 Vote	This Dad Built His Daughter So, So Right
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1	1 Vote	Legends of Oz (Again)
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1	1 Vote	Scientist: Sorry, It's Too Late to Brunch Because of Obamacare
1	1 Vote	25 Actors We Lost in Corn Maze Dials 911 for Help Others
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1	1 Vote	Almost Human Gets Better, and It's Spectacular
1	1 Vote	Vs Models Without Makeup Does This Count as Drinking Responsibly?
1	1 Vote	In Spider Society, Female Spiders Are Everywhere (Except Antarctica)
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1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Avoid the Absolute Best Year Yet
1	1 Vote	Were You Part of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Naked Athletes, Male and Female: ESPN's Body Issue Nails It in 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	And Now, President Obama Hid His Money in Your Local Chipotle
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Sailed a Mobile Abortion Clinic Could Be Dead by Walmart Security Guard on Suspicion of Murder Plot