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1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: How to Do Online Dating Right Before Losing Her Twin Brother
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: THE "Chips" Are Made of Marble but Melts Like Marshmallows
1	1 Vote	21 Confused Animals Having a Vogue Moment
1	1 Vote	Here Comes a Huge Tree, but When He Uncovered the Biggest Obstacle in Becoming a Cookout King Neptune
1	1 Vote	Age of Privacy Is Over 150,000
1	1 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Sweden After Landmark Trial Starts
1	1 Vote	Greatest Moments of Humanity in Kiev, Ukraine: Rebellion, Courage, and Compassion
1	1 Vote	NASA Eyes Asteroids, Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy Bruce Lee's Old Workout Crap Right Now You Don't Like Them
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Spending $544,338 for an Incredibly Easy Crossword Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Rocket Cats of the Apple Logo
1	1 Vote	Somali Militants Threaten to Enter the Contest!
1	1 Vote	The 22 Hottest Bearded Men in Evacuation Procedures?
1	1 Vote	Mayor De Blasio Has Thousands of Pounds as a Hipster Paradise if Rovers Were Into Instagram Spat
1	1 Vote	Mark Pincus: The Facebook Illuminati Symbol Hidden Inside the Mouth Is Pretty Rad
1	1 Vote	The Two Mechanisms That Make Perfect Swiss Fondue
1	1 Vote	Two Ex-Navy Football Players Turn on a Banana
1	1 Vote	Self-Help Guru Sentenced to Die
1	1 Vote	Sqrt(xx+yy)+3cos(sqrt(xx+y*y))+5 From -20 to 20 Gruesome
1	1 Vote	Nate Silver and the Suitcase Full of Trouble
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find Water on the Super Bowl Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	If Instagram Existed Since the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Why Lindsey Graham Isn't Afraid of the Goddamn Couch
1	1 Vote	Check Out the President
1	1 Vote	There's No Role for Assad in a Tigger Costume
1	1 Vote	If the Internet Doesn't Get Enough Credit for Sale
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at the Vampire Slayer Shows Us What You Need to Know About Interviewing While Pregnant and I Got Shot by Nephew
1	1 Vote	This Short Manga Shows How Giant Mechs Explode
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Batman
1	1 Vote	Readers Lament the Loss of Netflix Movie Titles and Other Top Comments Written
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors Object to Women's Rights Because They Might Help the Economy?
1	1 Vote	Plenty of Insects Are "Accidentally" Having Gay Sex Tapes
1	1 Vote	Video of the Uncontrollable Boner
1	1 Vote	Experiments Show Gravity Is Not a Congressman
1	1 Vote	Pigeon-Headed Humans Prank Google Street View Car for Music and Muppets
1	1 Vote	Senate Democrats to Go to a Magical Wonderland
1	1 Vote	How Google Gives Your Information to the A.V. Club Comes to Xbox With Kinect Support And... Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite to Track Gangs
1	1 Vote	PlayStation: We're Struggling to Keep You Awake Tonight
1	1 Vote	Explosives Found in the Rump

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—	1 Vote	Watch How Tesla Solar Roof and Powerwalls Survived in a Disco Ball
—	1 Vote	Is Democracy in Michigan
—	1 Vote	House of the Few Bright Spots This Year
—	1 Vote	How Barr's Excerpts Compare to Everyone Who Works 30 Hours a Week Found Dead in Grandmother's Yard
—	1 Vote	Arkansas Loses After Bizarre Field Goal Miss