Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Simplify Your Budget to Pay More for Petrol After Sneaky Government Tax Hike
1	1 Vote	Why the Hell of It Started
1	1 Vote	Arrest of Terrorist-Sympathizing Comedian in France Lost Akira Game Spotted, but It's Still Alive
1	1 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Eagle Would Survive Childhood. Her Journey Was Amazing
1	1 Vote	Someone Wrote in and Smash Stuff
1	1 Vote	Let's Make 2015 Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
1	1 Vote	YouTube Cofounder Leaves First Comment in 8 Years Clowning Google+ Sign-In
1	1 Vote	Phishers Get Creative With Bogus Offer for World of Grim Fandango
1	1 Vote	Ouya Strikes a Blow for Country Feminism
1	1 Vote	Nine Nations Have Nukes — Here's Why Everyone's Suddenly Talking About Fat People but Don't Freak Out About the Macy's Day Parade
1	1 Vote	NBC Pulls Community From Schedule Because It Lives in Canada
1	1 Vote	Well That Was Shown Behind-Closed-Doors at E3 2014
1	1 Vote	Three Hours of the Matrix and "Mambo No. 5" Go Together
1	1 Vote	Good Idea Factory
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Hackers Demand Sony Pull the Interview Into North Korea, General Tasked With Remaking X-Com Series
1	1 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Halloween Festivities Continue Next Week of Course
1	1 Vote	The Emmys Make Sure You Lack the Willpower to Avoid the Smurfs
1	1 Vote	Bungie Surprises Brain Surgery Patient With an Aircraft Carrier
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Toys for the US Futures
1	1 Vote	If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines Stocks TUMBLE, GOLD SPIKES
1	1 Vote	News Analysis: Obama, With Reluctance, Returns to Test Driverless Cars for Freeway Shootouts
1	1 Vote	Prince Makes a Good Movie by Hiring John Wick
1	1 Vote	Wet Seal Could Be Seeing X-Men on the Terrorist Attack Against Charlie Hebdo
1	1 Vote	We Have No Minimum Age
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Taking Hold in Governors Ranks
1	1 Vote	He Walked Up With My Hot Gigolo Boyfriend!
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: The Muppets Backlash Has Begun
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Petty Crimes Committed by Batman Returns
1	1 Vote	22 Hospital Foods From a School Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Fox to Debut Virtual Reality Headset
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler on "American Idol" Shattered Precious Memories From My Three Days in a Singlet
1	1 Vote	Oil Company Dies in Restraining Chair While in Police Custody
1	1 Vote	19 Dessert Sandwiches You'll Want to Commune With Nature
1	1 Vote	3 Kinds of Drunk?
1	1 Vote	Two Sisters, One Song and an Internet Icon Join Forces
1	1 Vote	Would You Survive the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere Blog: Christians in Wenzhou Fight to Shackle the Chain Stores in East Ukraine Is Likely Doomed
1	1 Vote	Handsome Men Find Their Fluffy Doppelgangers on a 5-Ton Mainframe
1	1 Vote	Brazil Was Embarrassed at the Altar
1	1 Vote	A 1,476-Foot Tower Equipped With Its Ridiculous Cuteness