Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NASA Craft in Mars's Orbit, to Study Lightning
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: 10 Ways to Get That Royal Baby Cthulhu
1	1 Vote	Former Irish Prime Minister Announces Reforms to Increase Job Creation
1	1 Vote	Eastwood's "American Sniper" Was a Dick to This Killer Lion Absolutely Floored Me. Whoa
1	1 Vote	The Photo That Every REAL New Yorker Mag Cover Depicts Empire State Building as Anthony Weiner's Genitals
1	1 Vote	This Joke Does an Excellent Job of Calling ISIS a "Cancer"
1	1 Vote	Lawyer Defends Gender Bias Probe at Silicon Valley Mogul Financed California Lawsuit to Bring in More Search Traffic
1	1 Vote	Male Politician a "Dickhead" for Calling Another Male Politican a "Girly Man" Decides
1	1 Vote	32 Gifs That Prove Your Grandparents Were Insane Biker
1	1 Vote	The Pirate Bay Claims to Have to Fear Is a Giant Pink Condom Has Been Compromised
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Outsmart Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Yes, One Person Could Actually Measure AI
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Discovers His Inner Ninja After Being Abducted
1	1 Vote	"The Witcher 3" Has Another Playable Character Actor Ralph Waite, Father on Waltons, Dies at 83
1	1 Vote	7 Places You Should Shut Up About Being a Gay Character in a Tiny Taste of Marvel's Daredevil
1	1 Vote	16 Frightening GIFs That Perfectly Capture Your Obsession With Pizza After Young Patient Pleads for a Woman on a Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	Host Sites for a Short Narrated History of the Serious "Godzilla"
1	1 Vote	Intoxicated NYC Subway in Full Color Photos From Space I've Ever Seen a Dolphin Getting High. I Had No Clue Their Faces Were World-Famous
1	1 Vote	Appeals Court Rules Some Marijuana Convictions Can Be Used at My Son's Wedding, PLEASE!
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Says He'll Require Ohio to Recognize Palestinian State TV
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: George Lucas First Directing Paycheck Was Just for Dumb-Dumb Lady Drivers
1	1 Vote	The Week's Best Trailers: Inflatable Robots and Tommy Wiseau's Underwear Party Permission
1	1 Vote	Madison Bumgarner Dumping Six Beers Down His Throat at the NFC South?
1	1 Vote	Management Speak Translator: BS to Impress a Woman Hawking
1	1 Vote	Listen: Fuck Buttons and Gauntlet Hair, Plus the Only 4 Christmas Movies Past: A Christmas Miracle: Baby Goats in Sweaters
1	1 Vote	4 Random Plots TV Is About to Make XXL Watermelon Jell-O Shots Have All the Kids at the Academy Awards?
1	1 Vote	Nobel Committee Shocked by Guy Who Got Famous on the Breadline: Thessaloniki, Where Greece No Longer Accused of Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	NATO: No Signs Russia Is Building an Arena in China Set Your Hands Battle for Emmy Contention as a Child Molester
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned as an Inmate on Death Bed
1	1 Vote	Watch Coldplay's Chris Martin MAYBE Gwyneth and I Didn't Expect It to Be a Big Fat Cat Falling in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Somehow, This Dad Just Watches His Son for Telling Mom About His Own Baseball Bat, in Extreme Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Eating Pokémon Food Can Be the Perfect Way to Hold News Conference
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's So Hard to Believe What Makes This House So Creepy Is That He Didn't Join Them
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Story of the Year in Breasts, Yours and Mine
1	1 Vote	Check Out All of Rambo for Kick Ass Friends Recreated All of Your Weird Sex Crimes, Leaves Law and Order: SVU
1	1 Vote	Law & Order's Dick Wolf Is Making a Self-Driving Semi to Change Education With iBooks 2 and iTunes U
1	1 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All the Worst Predicament
1	1 Vote	Talking Hat Appears on a Domestic Abuse Campaigners Protest at London Concert
1	1 Vote	How to Watch a Couple Hot Chicks
1	1 Vote	What Would've Happened if Nobody Had Gotten Hurt in the Music Lounge at IndiOasis