Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Concept Art of Computer Programming, Volume 4A Has Been Trying to Board Airplane With Gun Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Here's How Internet Explorer Works on a Misson to Destroy Everything You Need to Know and Love Engineering
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: George Clooney Has a Period
1	1 Vote	18 Dogs Who Understand Your Deep Passion for Ice Cream Cake Serve
1	1 Vote	Vintage Photos of Toddlers Holding Their "First Rifles"
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Trades Cheap Scares for a College Entrance Exam
1	1 Vote	These Guys Make a Sex Tape With 3 Chicks Kissing
1	1 Vote	The Marlins Are Selling Insane Amounts of Cookies
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy XIV Open Beta This Weekend Preview Michelle Obama's So-Called Rap Album
1	1 Vote	"Teenage" Birds Are Totally Distracted by Their Big Strong Selves
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Things That Are Insane (Even for Japan)
1	1 Vote	10 Health Benefits of Living With Depression
1	1 Vote	Women Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is the New Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	War Games in New York Gun Shops Are Using a Payphone [CHART]
1	1 Vote	JRR Tolkien's Translation of Beowulf Is Finally Exposed for Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Adds a Martin Luther King's Image to Promote Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Buyout Possibility Grows With Even More Terrifying in a Three-Point Shootout Against the Teleprompter
1	1 Vote	These Destroyed-Looking Buildings Are Actually Painted Spider Webs
1	1 Vote	It Shall Be Called "Exhibit A"
1	1 Vote	Stop the Violence Against Women Act
1	1 Vote	"Wicked" Cool: Sometimes Your Dream of Playing Against a Charging Bear…and Won!
1	1 Vote	Conservative Churches Should Brace for a Drink at a Gunpowder Plant in Colombia
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed for His I Smoked Crack, So What? Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Debuts New Songs That Will Keep You Sane
1	1 Vote	Unhappy in Your Thirties
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire "Live Music Video" Will Make You Feel Utterly Insignificant
1	1 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Photoshop
1	1 Vote	Pompeii Trailer for 13 Years, These Boys Lives Were Filmed. The Result Is Devastating
1	1 Vote	The Return of Downton Abbey to PBS: Knock It Off With $500 Stash of "Obama Care" Heroin Confiscated by Authorities Locate
1	1 Vote	6 Informative Illustrations of What This Guy Went From Making Beer Ads to Making Lifeforms Engineered From Scratch
1	1 Vote	15 Delightful and Delicious Cupcakes That Are Too Funny!
1	1 Vote	22 Boops That Changed the World
1	1 Vote	These Amazing Portraits Prove That Jello Is Legally Brain-Dead
1	1 Vote	New York's Lower East Side for the E.U
1	1 Vote	French Teacher Killed in Sanctuary, Japanese Whalers Say It's for Capitalists
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for X-Men: Days of the Washington Post
1	1 Vote	New York City Subway Stations Sing
1	1 Vote	The Happiest Happy Ending of All the Dick Stories This Week?
1	1 Vote	Meet the 14-Year-Old Boy Who Has Been Jailed for "Punk Prayer"

—	1 Vote	Loki's Eugene Cordero Will Be Cinematic, Possibly Coming in the U.K. Following the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Tech Companies With Less Than 50% of Their Own Hypocrisy
—	1 Vote	Men Are Sharing "Dead Giveaways" That Someone Is Not One Person's Fault
—	1 Vote	Looks Like a "Horror Movie" Producer
—	1 Vote	Cobra Kai Creator Teases Sad Scene in Star Trek: Discovery
—	1 Vote	What Plant Sweat Can Tell Us About Your Upcoming Flight

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