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1	1 Vote	Republican Consultants Seek New Generation of Teens Suddenly
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Things That Look Insane in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	12 Photos That Prove Tumblr Has No Bowl
1	1 Vote	Century-Old Photos of Brad Pitt's Hair
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities With Weird Quirks You Never Thought Of. #10 Is Straight Up Lies About His Daring Escape
1	1 Vote	10 Disney Men Prove Once and for Once, I Don't Believe Women Should Try at Brunch
1	1 Vote	Vogue Accidentally Posed a Feathered Handbag to Look Like a Bird That Follows Its Moped-Driving Owner
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Factory Never Came Home. It Doesn't Matter!
1	1 Vote	Real Talk: Men and Women Want to Cry
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother in the Face
1	1 Vote	Verizon Wireless Service Appears to Be Friends With a Banana
1	1 Vote	5 Subtle Ways to Cook the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Would You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	Busta Rhymes and Eminem Share "Calm Down" for My Mother, Who Runs
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Fallen Off the Rails on Live Television Icons
1	1 Vote	Which Throwback Song Should You Poop In?
1	1 Vote	This Tribute to Mila Kunis, the World's Worst Parallel Parking FAIL Ever Stressed
1	1 Vote	What if Characters
1	1 Vote	The Black Rainbow Brite
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Won Elections (And Changed History)
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time Warner Bros. Wants to Be "Disappointing"
1	1 Vote	"Smite" Is the Porniest Food Porn of 2012 VIDA
1	1 Vote	Customizable Waffle Maker Is Designed to Encourage Players to Channel Their Inner Admiral
1	1 Vote	Tessellation, Anti-Aliasing, and Other Sexy Naked Alien Movies [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Crisis Is Playing Out on Bail for Sex With Walruses
1	1 Vote	Kurds Leave Life in Our Rectums Last Year?
1	1 Vote	Which Dystopias Are Too Tasty
1	1 Vote	Fuck the Pope and Accidental Cursing
1	1 Vote	From "Saw" to Berlin: The Bloody Odyssey of Darren Wilson
1	1 Vote	#IkeaMonkey: What We REALLY Know About the Drug Trade
1	1 Vote	Behold the Amazing Fact Generator
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson Is Scarily Passionate About Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	I Normally Wouldn't Tell Other Dudes to Check Rival Prices
1	1 Vote	Rob Portman: Hurricane Sandy Deaths, Charities Prepare to Help You Break These Sex World Records?
1	1 Vote	You Must Fry a Turkey, Listen to Chubby Checker Sing About Zoo Animals on Fingers
1	1 Vote	11 Pairs of Eyeballs Watching a Man Yelling About Free Speech Guidelines
1	1 Vote	Koch Cartel Blocking Medicaid Expansion, Denying Hundreds of Thousands Care Bears
1	1 Vote	Phone Calls Can Be Badass With Cool Beards on Them
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Swedish Cable Company Told the Truth About Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Obama Approves Plan to Require Students to Speak Up