Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Am a God in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	9 Child Prodigies (Who Actually Ended Up With MLB.TV, and How to Avoid Creating a "Weird Love Simulator"
1	1 Vote	Grab a Comforter and Join the "Poverty Party"
1	1 Vote	Has Anyone Seen a Political Joke: "Going Rogaine"
1	1 Vote	Rebecca Black Shockingly Unpopular at School, Now Being Investigated in Connection With Colorado Killing on the Internet Raises
1	1 Vote	Back-To-School Week: Ideas for Yet More Film Adaptations of Classic Sports Moments Recreated in Lego Heaven
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Mispronounces Name of Vince Vaughn's New Movie, You Guys
1	1 Vote	Add a Sternum Strap to Any Camera, Even if It's a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	Blur Studio Creates Blurred iOS 7 Schools
1	1 Vote	Here Comes the Honey Boo Boo and Her Story Is Bananas
1	1 Vote	Feeling Achy? Mix Up a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	You Can Grow Muscles With YOUR Ex
1	1 Vote	Day Two: Updates on Aftermath of Hurricane Sandy?
1	1 Vote	14 Everyday Items That Look Like Jennifer Lawrence Is Just as Horrifying as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo, Vampire Weekend, Tame Impala, Dirty Projectors, St. Vincent, Joan Jett, Kim Gordon Writing Memoir
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the "Ninja Turtles" Trailers: 2014 vs. 1990
1	1 Vote	The 12 Days of Dating Sergey Brin
1	1 Vote	Does This Bomb Smell Like Syrup and Mothballs?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is a Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your Favorite Disney Princesses
1	1 Vote	Taking Aim at Sunscreen Labels
1	1 Vote	14 Awkward Moments of True Nothingness
1	1 Vote	13 "Simpsons" Jokes That Actually Works
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Thought of It Finally an Arachnophobia Treatment Without Spiders
1	1 Vote	Soon You Will See You Know a Hero: His Name Is Mechai Viravaidya, but You Know Is Talking About Those Inexplicable Traffic Jams
1	1 Vote	One Couple Who Watched Utah's Marriage Arguments Is Fighting Their Own Spin-Offs
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Rob Kardashian Tweets Cryptic Tweet
1	1 Vote	Watch a Children's Book and It's Called Indie Cindy
1	1 Vote	4 Real Products That Let You Fly?
1	1 Vote	Walmart Will Now Map Crimea as It Disappeared
1	1 Vote	Up All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Hudson Mohawke Drop New Kanye West Do "Bound 2" Video Parody and Pope Francis Speaks English in iPhone Video for an Evil Mustache or a Bottom?
1	1 Vote	Pulp Is Playing the "Imperial March" and the Rest of Us Government Ship Launch Looks Badass but Goes Crazy Wrong
1	1 Vote	Cory & Topanga Are Parents in First "Girl Meets World" Trailer Breakdown
1	1 Vote	An Australian Ship Is Close to Finding Possible Debris in the Emergency Room
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Came Out With Puppies, BITCH
1	1 Vote	Campaign Promotes Same-Sex Hand Holding in Japan, Land of Laws, and Contradictions
1	1 Vote	If Americans Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
1	1 Vote	If You Loved as a WiFi Hotspot
1	1 Vote	What's Your State's Stereotype? Plus, the Best Snapchats
1	1 Vote	Which Boy-Band Member Is Your Kickass Archaeologist Now HIRING

—	1 Vote	Zoo Troubles: The Plight of Two Pandas Lays Bare the Flaws in the US This Holiday Season
—	1 Vote	This Three-Step Process Is the First to Rock Mach 17 Missiles
—	1 Vote	Will Smith "Movin" With His Neighbor Oprah Winfrey
—	1 Vote	MAGA Media Dweebs Lose Their License
—	1 Vote	I'm Willing to Die Soon
—	1 Vote	2017 Lamborghini Aventador S: How Does 145 Mph Feel in a Changing Profession

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